be an idiot

Stay up all night for the aesthetic

Put water in your cereal instead of milk.

spice sex up by putting fresh curry on your genitals

replace all of your car tires with frozen pizzas

use electronics in the shower!

hug a cactus to make you feel better

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Develop a crush on someone

No hair tie? No problem! Just use your sock.

don't have a blender? use the garbage disposal.

Shave using your tooth brush instead of your razor

timed parking spots that pop your tires when you don't leave on time

cut your hair using fire instead of scissors

whiten your teeth with bleach

Plug not fitting in outlet? Use fork to stretch outlet out!

write a book on how to read

eat raw eggs to absorb extra protein