take my hand

I’m 110% sure that all my problems in life are because I’m not attractive.

WOAH WHAT?

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

use the right pronouns for people even when they cant hear you

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

I probably have more conversations with hypothetical people in my head every day than I have with actual people.

Schrodinger’s Nap: where you are both too tired to do things and awake enough to not fall asleep so you just lie in bed with your eyes closed suffering.

Y'all When batman put on the bat suit for the first time Alfred was probably just like “honestly? What the fuck master Bruce”

What if the zodiac killer comes forward because he can’t stand the idea people think he’s Ted Cruz