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petsmart dropped a plush wearing an employee polo, which is awesome cause now i can pretend kiirmeydok is its unreasonable district manager who loves to destroy its will to live

whenever a woman or someone younger than me says "my husband" i get scared because i keep forgetting that you can be straight* married at my age

nothing makes me feel like more of a dumbass than trying to use github

sobbing and screaming and crying cause i found out theres a sequel to a ds game i got out of the cheap bins as a kid but it released in japan only

i started my stupidass job #awesome

i quit my stupidass job #awesome

i love turning off notes on posts bc every so often ill get followers out of nowhere and i get to play a guessing game figuring out which insufferable ancient post is making the rounds again

i had that dream 5 years ago now and it is still memorable because of how particularly distressing it was. i feel like i was trapped in it for weeks. i was on a roadtrip with a friend ive never met in real life, then i was trapped in a labyrithine dentist's office looking for a bathroom, then i was at a convention held in a defunct/dying mall, and it kept going like that. the dream ended in a parking structure that was miles tall and actively collapsing while i was searching for my car. i was crammed in an elevator with like 10 other people + percy and freaking out, and he told me "hey man, have a coke joker and maybe you'll calm down." he tried to hand me the bottle but my hand clipped through it and that finally woke me up.

turns out if you have enough extra credits to get a second art degree you might also have enough credits to get an associate in science awesomeee

not enough age gap yuri out there. i must fix this

today at work a pack of marlboro reds with a single cig left inside manifested while no one was looking. we checked the cameras and it simply appeared between frames. even other camera angles confirmed no one was anywhere near it when it showed up. i am forced to imagine the collective desire for a smoke of everyone on site simply manifested one single perfect cigarette

chatter exists in tomodachi life now and she was immediately fed a cigarette upon being born

ok so the warm-toned gradient won the poll but i think im gonna go w the rainbow toned one... some tags on the post mentioned the rainbow one gave like, almost bittersweet/journey's end feelings and i really like that for the tone of the fic itself. i hadn't really considered how the colors would mesh with the fic's tone and was more concerned with was looked best on a quick glance