Zarriall I can't

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

still my favorite twitter interaction of all time. 

This is badass. Way to go Samsung, keeping customers for life.

This is a happy story.

oh my god you go samsung

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

my mom smokes and she has diabetes I know how it is :(

not even risking that shit

I fucking saw what happened in Holes. Fuck dat man.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

SHE DID THAT SHIT