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Teacher!Alec AU with Single Parent!Magnus

Max and Rafael Bane go to school and see substitute teacher Mr. Lightwood for the first time. Then they have a fight about who is prettier, their dad or Mr. Lightwood. As a tie-breaker, they basically drag their teacher outside when Magnus comes to pick them up so their dad can be the judge of it and tell them if he thinks Mr. Lightwood is pretty. And this is what Magnus is faced with.

And he has also identified the humans as One of Us because he’s actually taken the time to attempt to learn by example instead of the naive cat strat of: stick paw in or stick face in.

Anytime somebody tells you cats can’t really bond with humans (they just want food!), produce this video as evidence. Trusting the example of another species is just a beautiful, wonderful phenomenon. This is not classic conditioning.

because it's literally like

The god in question right behind them drinking his court mandated diet coke.