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• 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒂𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 + 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 🐾

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The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

YOU KNOW THAT PART IN HOUSE OF CARDS WHERE JIMIN’S LIKE :

“Please Baby , Calm Down, a little bit more…..* high note/moaning*”

LISTEN TO IT IN 3D AND YOU’LL DIE. BRUH. I FEEL SO VIOLATED RN.

PARK JIMIN ,WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS TO ME??! LEAVE ME ALONE T_T Jungkook is enough for me, I don’t want to be tempted by you too.

Go to 2:34 and feel my pain. This guy just made my ears pregnant without conscent.

Yoonmin -  Tony Montana 

These are the clips that play before the BBQ chicken ads on Naver TV Cast. 

SJ: “EH HEY! Don’t press (skip)! EH HEY! DON’T PRESS (SKIP)! EH HEY! DON’T PRESS (SKIP)! EHH!~” YG: “Can we be together for just 30 seconds?” HS: “Can we be together for just 30 seconds?” NJ: “If we are together for just 30 seconds, your family will be peaceful, your wallet will be exploding (with money), you will get into university!” JM: “DON’T PRESS (SKIP)!” TH: “TAKE YOUR HAND OFF OF THE MOUSE! Don’t move the cursor, DON’T MOVE IT!” JK: “Can we be together for just 30 seconds?”

Jimin: Why? I’m handsome? I know  

Fan: Jimin is handsome! 

Jimin: I know  (Hits jin)

Jin: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME 

Korean

내 피 땀 눈물 내 마지막 춤을 다 가져가 가

내 피 땀 눈물 내 차가운 숨을 다 가져가 가

내 피 땀 눈물

내 피 땀 눈물도 내 몸 마음 영혼도 너의 것인 걸 잘 알고 있어 이건 나를 벌받게 할 주문

Peaches and cream Sweeter than sweet Chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings But 너의 날개는 악마의 것 너의 그 sweet 앞엔 bitter bitter

Kiss me 아파도 돼 어서 날 조여줘 더 이상 아플 수도 없게 Baby 취해도 돼 이제 널 들이켜 목 깊숙이 너란 위스키

내 피 땀 눈물 내 마지막 춤을 다 가져가 가

내 피 땀 눈물 내 차가운 숨을 다 가져가 가

원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이 원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이

아파도 돼 날 묶어줘 내가 도망칠 수 없게 꽉 쥐고 날 흔들어줘 내가 정신 못 차리게

Kiss me on the lips lips 둘만의 비밀 너란 감옥에 중독돼 깊이 니가 아닌 다른 사람 섬기지 못해 알면서도 삼켜버린 독이 든 성배

내 피 땀 눈물 내 마지막 춤을 다 가져가 가

내 피 땀 눈물 내 차가운 숨을 다 가져가 가

원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이 원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 원해 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이 많이

나를 부드럽게 죽여줘 너의 손길로 눈 감겨줘 어차피 거부할 수조차 없어 더는 도망갈 수조차 없어 니가 너무 달콤해 너무 달콤해 너무 달콤해서

내 피 땀 눈물 내 피 땀 눈물

English

My blood, sweat and tears My last dance Take it all away, go

My blood, sweat and tears My cold breath Take it all away, go

My blood, sweat and tears as well My body, heart and soul as well is yours, I know This is an spell to punish me

Peaches and cream  Sweeter than sweet  Chocolate cheeks  and chocolate wings  But your wings are those of a demon  That sweet(ness) of yours  is in front of bitter(ness) bitter(ness)

Kiss me even if it hurts Come, tighten me (up) Until it can’t even hurt anymore Baby, even if I get drunk it’s alright, I’ll now drink you up Deep into (my) throat, (with) you as the whiskey

My blood, sweat and tears My last dance Take it all away, go

My blood, sweat and tears My cold breath Take it all away, go

I want many many many many I want many many many many Many many I want many many many many I want many many many many Many many

It’s fine even if it hurts, tie me up (So) I can’t escape Grasp me firmly and shake me (So) I can’t gather my mind together

Kiss me on the lips lips A secret between just the two of us I’m deeply addicted to the prison that is you I can’t serve anyone else that isn’t you I swallowed the Holy Grail that is poisonous even when I knew (it was)

My blood, sweat and tears My last dance Take it all away, go

My blood, sweat and tears My cold breath Take it all away, go

I want many many many many I want many many many many Many many I want many many many many I want many many many many Many many

Kill me softly Close my eyes with your hand I can’t even refuse anyways I can no longer even run away You’re too sweet, too sweet Because you’re too sweet

My blood, sweat and tears My blood, sweat and tears