Spencer Caden Reid

criminal minds meme ≡ nine characters; jason gideon (2/9)

Say “You’re incredibly beautiful. Did you know that?” to my muse for their reaction.

❝ Th-thanks?  ❞

Since she had started working with the BAU, Ivory had only had to go undercover once or twice to catch an unsub. It wasn’t often that it was rendered necessary for the agents to go undercover, but when they did have to it was usually a big deal. And this time, she wouldn’t be going undercover alone. This time, she’d have a partner and that partner, was Reid.

They had been chasing after this unsub for a while, but it had always been the plan that if needed, the two agents would go undercover to lure this unsub out. Therefore, the two had always stayed out of eye of the media so they wouldn’t be recognized if it came to that. And, after a month of their unsub being dormant, only to kill a few days previous, it looked like they’d be going back to college.

Their unsub, (a male in his late twenties, early thirties from what they had guessed) had been killing couples who attended a local college and had been dumping their bodies on a nearby trail after making them preform sexual acts with each other prior to killing them. The team had become stumped and been forced to stop investigating until the bastard started up again.

He tries taking comfort in the fact that, at least, he’ll be on a campus. He can learn. He’s in familiar surroundings. Comfortable ones. Even if the situation itself is anything but.

Hotch reviews their instructions again.

They’ll be living in an apartment style dormitory on campus, in the h e a r t of the unsub’s apparent kill-zone; they’re given two days to get situated and then their classes will start. They’re both encouraged to hit the local bars and fraternity parties, as well as community events like local theater or art fairs, as the team is unsure of how the unsub is choosing his victims. So far they believe it’s happenstance - a random encounter that the unsub believes to be destined.

All of this - it’s stuff Spencer already knows, data he’s already committed to memory. But he knows Hotch is reminding Ivory and, in a way, using it to reassure him. He knows this unsub. He knows the case. They’ll be fine.

After their debriefing, Spencer meets Ivory outside of the conference room. He clears his throat, somewhat awkwardly, and tries to look more confident about this all than he is.

❝ So - ah, Kendra... ready? ❞ Kendra is the code-name Ivory had chosen; he, himself, is to be known by Matt. He manages a weak smile. Apparently their belongings will be waiting for them at the apartment - enough to get them through a week or two, at least, and am unmarked car is waiting in the back to bring them to a bus station.

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▲  five time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did.

☠  five times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did.

★  five times my muse though yours looked breath-taking, and the one time they voice it.

❤  five times my muse says they don’t love yours, and the one time they admit it.

▼  five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.

♫  five times my muse swears it’s not a date, and the one time it maybe is.

☪  five times our muses almost hold hands, and the one time they do.

☁  five times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.

☢  five times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.

🌙  three times my muse almost tells you a secret, and the one time they do. 

🍾  three times my muse thought about accepting a drink from yours, and the one time they did. 

👽  three times my muse thought about hugging yours, and the one time they did. 

I thought I was calling the office of supreme genius.

Well, gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the office of too frickin’ bad.

Try to look less official.

Medical school, schmedical school!

You ready to do some work?

Why not? I haven’t slept this week, might as well give up eating too.

You should see what comes up when you type “death” into a search engine.

No wonder you can’t find a date.

Finding new ways to hurt each other is what we’re good at.

See, my code of survival says never mess with a woman who carries a gun.

I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.

I never said that. When have I ever said that?

Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?

You kick like a nine year-old girl.

You find baldness and wrinkles attractive?

Nobody gets therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication.

Are you hacking into the government’s HMO database? Is that legal? 

Of course not. We’ll both go to prison and you’ll be someone’s bitch.

Yeah, movie night. I’ll go make popcorn.

Easy there, tough guy. Have some coffee with your sugar.

‘Sometimes what we don’t do is every bit as powerful as what we do.

You have a lovely smile. But you don’t smile much.

Where else would any of us be on a Saturday night? It’s not like we have lives or anything.

Speak for yourself. 

Is there anything worse than cop-shop coffee?

Day-old cop-shop doughnuts?

She’s answering every question with just her name and Social Security Number.

Like a prisoner of war.

Captain America here shot number five.

Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick? He equated knives with acts of aggression.

It’s like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils. It’s absolutely incredible. 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things.

If I weren’t a lesbian, I’d jump your bones.

Hanging out with you can be really depressing.

Serial killers make lousy tourist attractions.

In my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon – it’s a human one.

You really don’t know someone till you take a road trip with them.

Call me cynical, but considering it’s 2 a.m., I doubt it’s good news.

Please don’t tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.

What the hell was that?

He had a bomb.

You didn’t think we needed to know that?

Come on, genius, do something genius-like.

I’d call him an ass.

Trust me, you don’t want to model your social life on mine.

You are a goddess, woman.

I know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind.

A magician doesn’t reveal his secrets.

Beauty can cover a multitude of sins, but underneath we all look exactly the same.

The world is pretty screwed up.

I’m gonna put this guy’s head on a stick.

You all right?

I’m fine.

What is the matter with you?

I have never seen you act like this.

You look like hell.

I’m trying to be more conversational.

I’m not scared. I don’t wanna be in an elevator with you, to be honest.

This is crazy.

You should have listened to me.

Do not make me smack you in front of all these people.

There is really no acceptable excuse for violence, but for you I am making an exception.

No, no… I’m talking evil twin, eviler twin… just think…

I’ll put on the coffee.

Okay, smartass, you drive.

Well, “roadside hotels” definitely go on my list of things to never do again.

Remind me to have her drug tested.

What are you guys doing here?

My dry-cleaning is more important than you.