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Oh thank god someone finally did this

Ladies and gentlemen, the most popular post I’ll ever be a part of.

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

If you’re gay it’s probably PE

If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE

Thank you!!

netflix really needs an option that says "i started watching this and it sucked so i turned it off, please stop telling me to continue watching it"

YES! This^^^

Yep

What if Earth is already the property of some galactic empire that hasn’t gotten around to settling us yet because they just purchased us off of another galactic empire a few decades ago?

What if the leaders of said empire tells its citizen to colonize Earth, and they start taking over our cities and land. They find it justifiable because we don’t use the elements in Earth’s core like they do so we don’t really own the planet. 

We’re pushed to Mars, where only 1% of humanity lives in relative peace but a lot of hunger and a few international struggles, which the aliens feed into. They eventually settle Mars too, pushing us to the moons of Jupiter, then Saturn.

Eventually the empire becomes a bit nicer, and builds us a bunch of reservations throughout the solar system, though only a few of them are on Earth. Today we’re a minority in our own Solar System, mostly running Casinos on Mars or giving tours of the ruins of our once great cities. The aliens stopped calling us Meatbags though. Now they use the more respectable Native-Earthling term, though they’ll rarely acknowledge whatever nationality your ancestors had before they came.

The message of this gets over the head of a lot of people and it’s making me kinda sad.

It started going over mine until I realized.

My favourite math fact is that 0.9999999.. is equal to 1. Exactly. Not approximately. Not as a rounded number. 0.9999 (recurring) is exactly 1.

Question. How the fuck does that work?

Not tumblr math again...😠

“Do not worry. You have always written before and you will write now. All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.” - Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

Reminder to self that one day I have to start writing that book…

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes