You Know Nothing.

I think in this case, it’d be acceptable, Professor.

It'd have to be a secret. If people knew I was with a student? It'd ruin my reputation as an artist. 

Not to doubt your abilities, but I’d make a pretty terrible pupil, anyway.  It’s always so much harder to learn when the teacher is hot.

You think it's hard for you? I'm the teacher, I shouldn't think my pupil is smoking hot. 

It’s nice here, sure. I usually go out and order take away. Or stay in, it doesn’t matter to me, as long as I’m getting food. Sounds like a good bunch you got there.

Same, I'm big on take out! Chinese food and pizza. I do! I'm lucky. 

Oh yes! So very mysterious, intriguing us poor untalented folks.

I would offer you lessons, but I would always get distracted. 

We are a notoriously tricky bunch.  At least you’ll have good eyesight!

Hey, us artists can be tricky! Well, we're actually just really emotionally and feel like no one will ever get us but still!

Yeah, thanks.. Can’t say I can cook too well, but that’s nice. Why’s that?

Are you enjoying it here so far? I can't cook for shit either, so I usually go for him if I want something real good. Why are the kids the best? Hell, I could go on forever. You know, I want them to really learn about art and about themselves while they're in my class. I want to help them grow and improve not only as an artist but as an artist, and they do the same to me in return. They teach me every day, mate. They're brilliant.