The Adventures of Iconman

Iconman didn't you realize once you had a kid there would be so many things you couldn't do?

Iconman is promoting a new face washing station to stop those uncomfortable situations when your friend tries to lick their thumb and clean it for you.

Iconbaby: I'm the king of the world!

Don't let Iconbaby do math while sitting in a tiny basket

It's never to early for Iconbaby to start working on those abs.

If you've ever used your Tonka Truck Tractor to pick up your bubble tape gum be careful not to crush your Iconman action figure

Iconman's insurance premiums must be out of control. He looses a body part every other week. The wife has her fingers crossed on the life insurance policy through.

There must be an outbreak of iconman dancing in elevators in China

Iconman says be aware! There's a monster shaped like a Chinese throwing star trapped in those green boxes in all our neighborhoods.

I wonder if there's an iconman somewhere placing the bottom half of the bodies on a conveyor belt.

Iconman has been practicing his slide under a closing door like in the movies. He’s like a child afraid to slide in baseball, he’s gonna break something

Iconman says, when pieces of your arm start falling off make sure you have a basket their to collect them. They make great stocking stuffers.

Iconman was diagnosed with a rare disease called unbendedknee. This causes him to walk sideways since his knees lock up and won't bend. Not sure what he will do when he gets to the chair, stand in it?

Iconman is committed to stopping these brutal attacks by driveshafts. Don't go out to the garage alone, don't lay down next to your car and don't under any circumstance get under your car and hug the driveshaft. This epidemic kills 1 - 2 people per year, don't let yourself be number 3.

Sweep the leg Iconman... Sweep the leg!

Iconman Safety Tip Sunday - always run away from the fire, never towards the fire.

Half Iconman, Half Cart, No Service. Discrimination even affects the Iconman.