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Sex doesn’t make me better at reading comics so I’m not fucking interested in it.

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

You know, I asked nice the first few times. are you coming to fourth? 😌 are you coming? 🙂 are you coming? 🤨 here, have a motherfucking car 😤 are you coming???? You 🫵 made it ugly 😒

don’t worry diva, you can 100% pull nightwing

imagine winning a gold medal at the olympics. and dedicating it to your best friend and teammate who passed away like a month ago and whose body you found. and you’re emotional as hell. and then your other teammate who won bronze starts crying talking about how he cheated on the love of his life (who he met six months ago) and how he fucked up so bad. on live television mind you. and then the press conference is all about the cheating. the competition ever

oh yeah and the female individual gold medalist stole her teammate’s credit card a couple of years ago and racked up about 2000€ on it. in case anyone was interested

not talking to him bc what if i accidentally tell him that im his jazz singer and he’s my cult leader