*every episode of chopped*
Chef 1: I grew up in a cardboard house. I had to feed my siblings through my own eyes balls
Chef 2: I don’t actually need the money. I just want to prove I’m a better golfer than my neighbor
Chef 3: I’ve been a chef for 2.5 minutes. I don’t know anything, but I’m gonna let my dishes speak for themselves
Judges: well your flavors were more outside and, we were looking for inside flavor profile

















