Maverick: [comming into ices office after doing something stupid] on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right not?
Iceman: Iām hovering somewhere in the high thirties
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Maverick: [comming into ices office after doing something stupid] on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right not?
Iceman: Iām hovering somewhere in the high thirties

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Maverick: [opening the jet] What seems to be the problem Admiral?
Iceman: Get out of MY jet Mav or Iāll throw you out of the Navy!
Maverick: cmon babe youād never do that
Iceman: [taking out his phone] 3ā¦2ā¦
Maverick: [gets out of the jet]
Iceman: Oh youāre still alive
Maverick: Donāt sound so disappointed I might think you donāt like me
Iceman: Well, Iām married to you but you did burn our house down and left for two weeks and all this because I refused to bake Cookies for you at fucking 3am!
Maverick: Relationshipsā¦
Iceman: Your arm is bleeding.
Maverick: Ohh really? I hadnāt noticed that half of my goddamned blood was flowing out of my arm but thanks for letting me know.
Iceman: No problem,dear.
Maverick: I hate you!
Iceman: Yeah, i know, I love you too. It was a stupid Idea to scream at this sleeping giant dog thoā¦
Iceman: how do we keep getting into those situations?
Maverick: five years of dating and I still donāt know

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Slider: What are you going to do?
Iceman: Maverick, most likely
Iceman: [sees someone in distance] what an idiot
Iceman: [realizes itās Maverick]
Iceman: oh fuck, thats my idiot
Iceman: [looking around] does anyone know thatā¦? Noā¦? Perfectā¦
Iceman: [leaves before someone could tell him to make maverick stop]
Iceman: whereās the idiot anyway?
Maverick: Iām right here
Iceman: surprisingly Iām not talking about you this time
Iceman: shit, weāre gonna die
Maverick: now, i donāt wanna hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!
Iceman: [sarcastically] yay, weāre gonna die! Woohoo!
Maverick: do you blame me for it, babe?
Iceman: I blame you for everything, Mav!

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Maverick: you told me to take care of it
Iceman: I didnāt say to destroy the entire city!
Maverick: Then you shouldāve been more specific!
Goose:[to Slider] imagine hearing this without knowing theyāre talking about their sons lego cityā¦
Iceman: if you do that again, Iāll throw you out that fucking window you-, what are you doing?
Maverick: checking how high the drop is, seeing if itās worth it.
Iceman: how is your day going?
Cyclone: well, no one died
Iceman: those are your standards?
Cyclone: your husband is training pilots, what else did you expect?
Iceman: I seeā¦
Maverick: I have a plan
Goose: is it a good plan?
Maverick: I have a plan
Goose: [whispering] dear lord save us
Iceman: are you insane
Maverick: do you really want me to answer that?

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Maverick: i have a solution
Iceman: dear god, save us
Goose: great
Maverick: it might involve fire
Goose and Ice: absolutely not
Maverick: just trust me
Iceman: the last time you said that my house burned down
Maverick: yeah but you didnāt die
Iceman: thatās not the point