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Archie: (on the phone) Mrs Cooper, I’m calling to inform you that I’m planning to ask your daughter to marry me. But she’s a grown woman, I’m not asking for your permission because she is not your property. Nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man! That being said, I truly hope she says yes, but it’s her decision. SO, BACK OFF!

Archie: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Jughead: You and dad are getting divorced?!

Alice: Words cannot describe how handsome you are

Jughead: Mom! Watch out for that pedestrian!

You can't kill me. There'll be paperwork.

Hiram: Oh hey, you're that singer no one listens to.

Mary: Ten minutes, swear to God. You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport.

Hiram: Hermione, can we talk, one ten to another?

F.P: *scoffs* You think I have a fear of commitment?!

F.P, trying to flirt: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

F.P: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Mary: Let's play a game guys! Two truths and one lie.

Fred: What else did you think about?