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Sierra: I'm pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

#incorrect parentdale quotes #sierra mccoy #source: texts from last #quarantine mood #*sips wine at 11 am*#i havent reached that point yet but #its getting close lol

Archie: (on the phone) Mrs Cooper, I’m calling to inform you that I’m planning to ask your daughter to marry me. But she’s a grown woman, I’m not asking for your permission because she is not your property. Nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man! That being said, I truly hope she says yes, but it’s her decision. SO, BACK OFF!

Betty: Oh my god, what did she say?

Archie: I don’t know, I left a voice message.

#incorrect riverdale quotes #archie andrews #betty cooper #barchie #source: b99 #barchie rising mfs

Archie: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Mary: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Archie: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Mary: I pity your dentist.

Archie: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

#incorrect parentdale quotes #archie andrews #mary andrews #andrews family values #source: b99

Jughead: You and dad are getting divorced?!

Gladys: Don't worry dear, no one is fighting over you

#incorrect parentdale quotes #jughead jones #gladys jones #source: arrested development

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Alice: Words cannot describe how handsome you are

F.P: Awwww

Alice: Numbers can though. 3 out of 10

#incorrect parentdale quotes #alice cooper #fp jones #source: unknown #idk im trying #i didnt mean to abandon this blog #im just lazy and my well of inspiration has run dry #but im back.... for now lol

Jughead: Mom! Watch out for that pedestrian!

Gladys: She’s on the street! She knows the risk she’s taking

#incorrect parentdale quotes #jughead jones #gladys jones #source: good omens #sorry i keep letting this blog die #im super busy #and literally havent watched riverdale in like 8 months lol

Alice, shaking angrily: I doN’T HAVE RAGE ISSUES.

#incorrect parentdale quotes #alice cooper #source: birds of prey

You can't kill me. There'll be paperwork.

Gladys Jones, to F.P

#incorrect parentdale quotes #gladys jones #fp jones #sheriff jones #LOL #source: good omens #remember when FP was convicted as accessory to murder #lmao

Hiram: Oh hey, you're that singer no one listens to.

Gladys: Oh hey, you're the asshole no one likes.

#source: birds of prey #gladys jones #hiram lodge #submission

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Mary: Ten minutes, swear to God. You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport.

Hiram: What? A kaleidoscope? I'm not five... *looks through it* Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen.

Hiram: Hermione, can we talk, one ten to another?

Hermione: I’m an eleven but continue.

#incorrect parentdale quotes #hiram lodge #hermione lodge #source: 30 rock

F.P: *scoffs* You think I have a fear of commitment?!

F.P: If I have that kind of “fear,” why am I able to say the word “commitm - ”

F.P: *gags*

F.P: *cough* Ok, I got this.

F.P: “Com-mit-men-” *gags again*

F.P: "COMMITMEN- ” *gags louder*

#incorrect parentdale quotes #fp jones #source: tik tok

F.P, trying to flirt: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

Tom: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

#incorrect parentdale quotes #fp jones #tom keller #sheriff keller #source: unknown

F.P: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Gladys: Nothing. I’d just wait for thirty minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

#incorrect parentdale quotes #fp jones #gladys jones #source: unknown

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Mary: Let's play a game guys! Two truths and one lie.

Archie: I'll go first. My eyes are blue, I love dogs, and I once wrestled a bear while on the run from the law.

Mary: Right idea Archie, but it's got to be more challenging for the rest-

Jughead: Your eyes are brown.

Mary:

Mary: You did WHAT?!

#incorrect parentdale quotes #mary andrews #archie andrews #jughead jones #source: schitt's creek

Fred: What else did you think about?

Mary: Well, stuff like where we’d live. Like a small place in town, where our kids to learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Of course we’d have an apartment over the garage where F.P could grow old.

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