Obey Me! Boys Taking Care of a Sick MC
In honor of me no longer having covid, I decided to write down how I mentally coped with having the plague some headcanons about our boys and a sick MC. Because Iâm all about the hurt/comfort life.
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Lucifer: âYou should be resting.â
The human scowled. Of course Lucifer was standing guard at the bottom of the staircase.
âIâm just going to get some water,â their voice sounded like sandpaper against wood as they spoke. They felt like the living dead, and judging by the cool stare Lucifer was giving them, they looked it, too.
âNo, youâre just going back to bed.â He caught them by the elbow as soon as they were within reach. âIâll bring a pitcher of water to your room for you.â
âLucifââ their complaint was cut off by a sudden coughing fit. The force of it made them double over, and they clutched at their chest with one hand while the other went to cover their mouth. Demons couldnât catch human illnesses, but old habits die hard.
It wasnât until their lungs stopped trying to eject themselves from their body that they realized that Lucifer had sat them down on the bottom step. He was rubbing slow, soothing circles on their back, a rare look of concern in his dark eyes. âEasy now, my dear,â he murmured as they caught their breath. âYouâre shaking, are you chilled?â
ââŚJust a little,â they wheezed. They must not have sounded very convincing, because Lucifer quickly removed one glove and gently pressed the back of his hand against their forehead.
âYour fever has come back.â In one quick, fluid movement, he had taken the cloak from around his shoulders and wrapped it around them like a blanket. âGo back to bed, now. Iâll bring you water and something to bring your fever down,â he spoke softly, like raising his voice would trigger another coughing fit.
It was too bad they were too sick to appreciate Luciferâs soft side.
Mammon: ââŚAâight, that should be everything.â
Admittedly, he might have gone a bit overboard. But, could you blame him? Heâd never nursed a sick human back to health before!
âŚOkay, so Lucifer may or may not have let Mammon use his credit card to get stuff for them. And he may or may not have taken a few liberties. It was for the human though!
âMammon, holy shit,â they mumbled, poking their head out from the blanket burrito they had cocooned themselves in. âIs there anything left at the convenience store or did you buy them out?â
âShut it.â he set the last six-pack of Gatorade (well, the Devildom equivalent of it, anyway) at the foot of their bed. âYaâ werenât specific, so I just got one of each!â
Their room looked like a doomsday prepperâs bunker. Cans of soup, a myriad of flavors of instant noodles, a portable heater, the works. Maybe they should have been more specific.
âDo yaâ need anything else?â Mammon sounded vaguely annoyed, but underneath the gruff tone he spoke with, his concern was obvious. They had given him a scare when they first came down with the flu two days ago, temperature so high that they ended up collapsing on their way to RAD. He had been fussing over them since. They werenât even sure if he had slept.
ââŚJust one more thing.â
âYeah?â he perked up like a dog waiting for an order from its master. âWhaddaya need?â
Instead of speaking, they wiggled their arms free of the blankets and held them out. For a moment, Mammon just stared at them in confusion. When what they were asking for finally clicked, his face grew so hot they could use it as a space heater.
âWhat are you, a little kid?â he grumbled, but there wasnât even a momentâs hesitation as he climbed into the bed with them. They settled themselves against his chest, sighing contentedly. Sleep had taken over in a few heartbeats.
ââŚGet better soon, you hear?â they didnât, obviously, and Mammon took the opportunity to gently pat their head, like they so often did for him. âIf youâre gonna be all cute and stuff, I want ya to be conscious of it.â
Leviathan: âYou know, I really thought you would take longer to go through all of these.â
The human looked like a whole new person compared to the last time Levi had seen them. They were sitting upright, although they looked ready to slide back down into their previous coma-like state any minute, and the number of blankets wrapped around them had been reduced to just one instead of three. They managed to shoot him a weak grin as they handed over the manga he had let them borrow.
As much as Levi loved staying locked away in his inner sanctum, it was only an enjoyable experience if oneâs source of entertainment was also locked away with them. And he couldnât, in hood conscience, let the human die of boredom instead of dying of illness, so he had ventured out of his lair armed with his collectorâs edition box set of Iâm A Scholarship Student At An Obscenely Rich School and Now I Have To Work Off A Debt Because I Broke A Vase That Belonged To A Host Club!
That had only been a few days ago, but this morning he had gotten a text from them saying that they were finished.
âItâs not like I have anything else to do, Levi.â
âPretty sure you could have been sleeping, but okay.â
They stuck their tongue out. âI couldnât put it down.â
âRight?â Levi nodded enthusiastically, clutching the box to his chest like it was worth his weight in gold. Actually, knowing him, he probably paid his weight in gold for it. âI definitely bawled my eyes out at the end. You have to watch the anime next, the music really brings the scene together. And, like, Iâm not usually into pastel themes, but the color scheme actually really fits the mood, and - â
Somewhere in the middle of Leviâs overly-excited info dumping, the humanâs eyes had slipped closed. By the time Levi realized he was geeking out, their breathing had evened out and they had slumped against the headboard.
âŚOh. They looked really cute like that.
âSheesh, câmon, normie,â he muttered, shaking his head. âI canât believe I bored you to sleep.â
He set down the box on their nightstand and, very carefully, so he didnât wake them up, inched them down to lay were laying against the mountain of pillows they had. Once they were settled into a position that wouldnât give them a crick in their neck, he pulled the blanket up to their chin.
âThere,â he nodded to himself. âYou rest up, because you and I are going to have an anime marathon, and I wonât forgive you if you fall asleep in the middle of it.â
They mumbled, but otherwise stayed unconscious. Levi had definitely seen this in an anime before. His heart was pounding somewhere around his throat, but he wasnât getting this opportunity again any time soon. Gently, like he was approaching a wild animal, he leaned in close and pressed his lips to their forehead.
âSeriously, get better soon.â he murmured. âI donât like seeing you sick.â
Satan: His leg was falling asleep.
He had been sitting in the same position for at least an hour, and if it were anyone else he simply would have shoved them off and went about his day. But, how could he push the human away when they were curled up like a kitten in his lap?
They had been complaining about being bored, since they had been too feverish to attend RAD for the past few days. So Satan, always the man with a plan, had arrived in their room ready to binge watch his favorite crime drama. Even though he had seen this show at least eight times, he still found himself getting absolutely sucked into the plot. So much so that he didnât notice the human starting to nod off until they landed against his side.
âHonestly, you could have just told me you were tired.â he muttered, gently rearranging them so their head was resting in his lap. They made a small noise in their sleep, but otherwise remained unconscious.
It was so rare that the human was still. They seemed to have an endless source of energy, able to be embroiled in all of the shenanigans that tended to happen around the family without absolutely disintegrating. To have them finally at rest, even sick, was quite the treat. Satan couldnât quit help himself as he reached down to pet their head.
Well, if he was going to be stuck here until they woke up, at least he had a good show to watch.
Asmodeus: âAsmo, I can bathe by myself.â
âYeah, no, donât even try it.â Asmo shook his head as he ushered the human into his bedroom. âYou passed out in the shower the other day, darling. This is the only time Iâm grateful for Mammonâs snooping, because you might still be there if he hadnât heard you fall.â
They subconsciously touched the sore spot on their shoulder where they had collided with the wall. The pain blended in with the rest of their body aches, but the bruise certainly didnât.
âBesides,â Asmo sat them down on the chaise lounge. âA nice, hot bath with some quality oils will rejuvenate you like nothing else. Now, go on, strip.â
When they gave him a clearly unamused look, he just laughed. âNot while youâre sick, darling. You know full well being with me requires you to be at peak energy.â
With a sigh, they began peeling themselves out of their days-old pajamas. Admittedly, they did feel like a bath would help them feel a little better. They were pretty sure they read somewhere that the steam from hot water would help clear out all the gunk in their chest. And if anyone knew the intricate rituals of bath time, it was Asmodeus.
While they were stripping, Asmo had made his way over to the Grecian temple that was his bathtub and turned on the tap. After a few moments of running his hand under the stream to test the temperature, he stood and began browsing his impressive collection of bath accoutrements. âHm, letâs see, letâs seeâŚhere it is!â
Asmo turned around, holding up the little bottle like he had just found buried treasure. âEucalyptus, to help clear out the lungs. Itâs good for muscle aches, too!â
With a flourish, he put a few drops into the water. âAlright, ready. Can you get in yourself or do you need my help?â
âIâve got the flu, not the plague, Asmo.â
âYou. Fell. In. The. Shower.â he punctuated each word with a poke to their cheek before holding out his hand to help them. Although they grumbled, they were still feeling kind of weak, so they allowed Asmo to pull them up.
âThere, now, easy does it,â he spoke softly as he guided them to sit on the edge of the tub. If this were any other situation, they would be painfully aware of the fact that they were completely naked in front of the Avatar of Lust. But, the fragrant steam rising from the water was beginning to ease the ache in their chest, and Asmoâs soft hands had begun massaging their shoulders. They barely even noticed when they were fully seated.
âYouâre not coming in?â they murmured sleepily as Asmo sat himself along the edge of the tub. He just laughed.
âNext time, darling. Now, you just relax and let me take care of you.â
Beelzebub: The phrase âdonât have much of an appetiteâ just didnât make sense to Beel. How could someone not want to eat? Maybe he was a bit biased, being the ever-starving Avatar of Gluttony, but still. Humans needed lots of nutrients to get better when they were sick, right? He was pretty sure that was what Satan told him.
Beel scowled, scrolling through the eighteenth listicle about foods to eat when sick. Honestly, he was making himself hungry, but he was starting to get the general idea. Looks like heâs making them some soup.
The kitchen was separated into âhumanâ and âdemonâ sections, after the one time that they almost used cyanide instead of salt. Human cuisine took less time and involved less magic, so Beel knew his way around the human spice cabinet. Making the soup was the easy part, making sure it got to its intended recipient was another matter.
Climbing the stairs to the humanâs room felt like a Herculean task, but he did it - mostly. He may have taken a few bites here and there. But he had purposely put more in the bowl than he knew they would be able to eat, so it was fine, right? He knocked on their door twice, listening to them shuffle around before they finally called out weakly that the door was open.
âI brought food.â he said, shutting the door behind him. âYou havenât been eating much lately.â
They poked their head miserably out of the blanket burrito they had wrapped themselves in. A thin sheen of sweat covered their forehead, but they were shaking, which meant their fever hadnât broken yet. Did humans always take this long to get better? Another question for Satan.
âIâm not really hungry, Beel.â they mumbled, voice thick and gravelly due to the sore throat they had. âYou can eat it.â
Shaking his head, Beel sat himself down on the bed beside them. âI had some already.â
âHave some more.â
âNo, I made it for you.â his stomach growled, completely undermining his words. âItâs basically just broth, you can drink it.â
They wiggled around for a bit before they managed to extract themselves from the absolute cocoon they had made. ââŚWhat kind of broth?â
âJust chicken, I promise.â he laughed. âI wasnât about to try to get you to eat a Devildom recipe.â
Finally, they got themselves into a sitting position, but even that seemed to wear them out. They flopped against Beelâs shoulder, and he definitely didnât like how hot their skin felt against his. Their breathing was ragged as they tried to get the energy to sit up.
âHere,â Beel dipped the spoon into the broth. âIâll help.â
âIâm not a babyâŚâ
âNo, but you are really weak.â he replied gently. âLet me help you.â
He could feel the urge to protest vibrating through their body - their independence was definitely an endearing quality of theirs. But, eventually they must have come to the conclusion that a content of tenacity between the two of them was going to take longer than simply waiting out their illness. With a huff, they opened their mouth and let Beel feed them.
âOh, wow, this is pretty good.â
âIâm a good cook if I donât eat the ingredients first.â
Belphegor: âI thought humans slept a lot when they got sick.â
The bags under the humanâs eyes were almost as intense as they glare they gave him. When the rest of the brothers had begun arguing over something stupid, Belphegor had taken the opportunity to bundle them up and whisk them away to the peace and quiet of the attic. His intent had been to take a nice long nap with them, but apparently their lungs had a different plan.
âWe should,â they groaned, sounding like their throat was made of sandpaper. âEvery time I feel like Iâm going to fall asleep, I start coughing.â
âThat sounds counter-intuitive.â
âTell me about it.â
Belphie rolled over so that he was lying on his side, facing them. âWell then, you picked a good nap partner.â
They blinked blearily up at him. âWhy is that?â
âCome here, Iâll show you.â
He reached out, tugging them towards him until they were settled comfortably against his chest with their head tucked beneath his chin. Although he wasnât the tallest of the brothers, he had enough height to basically surround the human. âCan you hear my heartbeat?â
âIâm too tired for you cheesy lines, Belphie.â
âNo, seriously, just listen.â
He could practically hear them roll their eyes, but they quieted down. Once he was sure they were synced up with the steady ba-bump, ba-bump of his heart, he began to work his magic - literally.
He brought his hand up to cup the back of their skull, fingertips tingling as he focused his magic their. They squirmed for a moment before sighing as the cool rush of Belphieâs special brand of sleep magic washed over them.
âI told you, being tired isnât the prob - â
âHush,â he murmured, letting them feel his voice rumble through his chest. âJust relax for me, okay?â
Belphie massaged their scalp like he was washing their hair, working his magic into their skin. Slowly but surely he felt them soften, the tightness in their chest easing. Finally, their slightly labored breathing evened out, and the poor human finally succumbed to sleep.
âAbout time,â he kissed the top of their head. âYou need to rest if you want to get better, so letâs sleep as long as we like, okay?â

















