Sexy, Talented, Cool

Hi: Would you like to have anal sex with me?

Sup bro?: Bottom

Just relaxing here: I’m bare-ass naked on the sofa, sitting on top of an unfolded 33-gallon garbage bag and typing with one hand with a bottle of poppers in the other

I love Glee: Bottom

Got pics?: Please send photos of your penis that I can store and masturbate to later in the mall food court bathroom

25: 33

Masc: Bottom

Can’t host: My wheelchair-bound mother and I share a room

Foodie: You’ll want to stab me at restaurants

Love to party: I don’t have any natural teeth left

No blacks: My Pentecostal upbringing makes me deeply uncomfortable with my recurring wet dream where Blair Underwood plows me so hard that I lose the power of speech and can say nothing but “yes, Blair!” and “fuck me, Blair!” for the remainder of my days on Earth

33: 47

Anything goes: I have a particularly virulent strain of herpes that I’d love to share with you

Dude: Bottom

21: 16

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No drama: Bottom