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"Sergei Yesenin and Vladimir Mayakovsky were prominent poets of their time, but they belonged to different directions. They recognized each other's talents, but they were not averse to speaking out caustically."

Yesenin: What do you say about Mayakovsky? He can write, that's true, but is this poetry? He has no order, things are climbing on things. Poetry makes you have things in order in real life too, but Mayakovsky has everything like after an earthquake, and the corners of all things are so sharp that it hurts the eyes.

Mayakovsky: Yesenin is certainly a talented poet, but he often wrote not what we need, and this did not benefit, but harm, it's for the worse that he was talented.

Yesenin: No matter what you say, you can't throw Mayakovsky out. He will lie like a log in literature, and many will stumble over it.

They made him a little sweater😭😭

Bobby took her umbrella, but when you walk under different umbrellas, you have to be at some distance from each other, so she didn't open it and she and Crafty also walked under the same umbrella and chatted sweetly (Bobby saw that the situation with the Catnap was solved and decided not to spoil the moment for them :D it seems to me, given her character, she might be a shipper)

Hoppy and Kickin both decided to leave umbrellas at home (one forgot, and the other did not look at the weather forecast)

Both: Damn..

Bobby: If you want, I can give you my umbrella.

Hoppy: Thanks, Bobby, no need!

Kickin: ???

Hoppy: I have an idea >:3

And then Hoppy took Kickin on her shoulders, they covered themselves with Kickin's jacket and ran through the rain with a battle cry Bubba and Piggy were walking a little behind. Picky chewed a bun from the dining room with a satisfied face while Bubba, who had found a listener, talked about the topic of the last lesson

I saw these two arts and just imagened how before the exams, the teachers assigned Dogday to Catnap so that he would pull up the laggard, since they are friends. But he's very gentle, and he's too kind of a soul, so all their classes usually ended with Catnap's kitty eyes and Dogbay, who couldn't resist that look and said, "Well.. Five minutes of rest won't make the weather, right?.."

And they spent the rest of the day chilling, perhaps Catnap showed him his playlist and they fell asleep to the sounds of quiet, relaxing music (yes, this was his insidious plan!)

But how can you not fall asleep? Pleasant music, a warm fluffy kitten next to you, the lavender smell and complete tranquility

As a result, Dogday, repenting and guiltily scratching his head, asked for help from Bubba, who of course grumbled at first ("well, what should I do with you?"), and then sighed heavily and helped anyway :D

Kitty eyes didn't work with him, so they really studied this time

And Fiddelford woke up first and just looked at Stanley, couldn't help himself but kiss him

I like to imagine attractions in Mystery Shack were half fake and the other half were Mcgucket's inventions (Dipper would be amazed by them. By the way, in this au Fiddleford hadn't gone mad so that means he kept his good relationships with his son? Maybe they were building some attractions together and Dipper sometimes was happy to help. Soos were bringing them inspiration :D)

And at one point, Fiddleford would get carried away with space and a "send a message to aliens" attraction appeared in the Shack, in which you could send a message in Morse code (there would be a translator of this very code nearby for an additional fee)

And Fiddleford himself would also have sent several messages, one of which would have been a country song, banjo version, and sent each verse in turn, and the last message was "That'll be $99.9!!" from Stan

(Stan wanted to bet $999, but Fidds secretly put a dot on it, because he's a sweet honeybun and doesn't want to steal from an alien race. Steal too much, ahem)

Стенли: Чего боишься? Меня?

Фиддлфорд: я тревожно избегающий тип..

Стенли, улыбаясь: ну, тогда я буду спокойно догоняющим!

Translation:

I will turn round like a white cat

And I will climb into the cradle.

I am coming to you, my dear little on

I will be your minstrel

I will be sitting in your cradle

And singing lullabies

So that bells will have jingled

Heady flowers will have bloomed

I will turn round like a white bird

And I will fly to the window

In order to fly up into the clear sky

Towards the bright rays of the sun

Resounding trills will pour from the sky

Trills getting more vernal

So that bells will have jingled

Heady flowers will have bloomed

I will turn round like a human being

And come back homeward to you.

I will take you in my arms

My bonny, my darling

It would be a party after they defeated angels for the first time

Vaggie would stand in the corner (she thought that because she was an angel, she did not belong to this party or something). And Charlie just had to do something about it!

Charlie would mentally pluck up her courage, thinking, "Okay, Charlie, pull yourself together, you're the princess of Hell, you can ask her to dance and you won't listen to any objections!"

And then she she comes over, takes Veggie's hands in hers and says "Shut up and dance with me!" with that determined look

Vaggie would chuckle a bit from that and will allow Charlie to drag her into the merry crowd

"Oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me" Charlie would say Vaggie to concentrate on her and don't even think about going back to that lonely corner

"I said 'you holding back'" Vaggie said

"She said 'shut up and dance with me!"

What if Adam wasn't such a bad person, and he and Charlie met when she was little

And he would be that, you know, cool uncle who you can hang out with in secret from your parents. And in Charlie's emo phase she would secretly ran away and give concerts with Adam (their songs would be something like "pretty little psycho" :D)

Of course Lilith and Lucifer would know about that and secretly were at these concerts. And you know who also was there? Vaggie. At this concert she would have fallen in love with Charlie for the first time. Years later, when Vaggie fell into hell, she also fell in love with Charlie again, not recognizing her because of how she changed. And when Lucifer was showing old photos of Charlie from the album, talking about her childhood (Charlie would be sitting next to him, covering face with her hands and muttering "Daaad, you're embarrassing me"), there would also be a photo from one of Charlie's concerts