THE GAMEMASTER YOU DESERVE

When I receive a chick's third - THIRD - petition begging to have her account unbanned because she totally didn't bot you guys

Dear Sir-Ma'am GMonymous; So, when I LFR or BG or whatever, I just don't put up with people and shitty language. Not basic swearing, but slurs or being dicks to others. So I hit Report > Language fairly often in those sort of things. A) Is this effective any? Like if someone uses "faggot" and I ping them, or whatever? And B) Am I just creating massive ammounts of unnecessary work for GMs?

When a new trojan masquerades as a Curse Client download

All in all:

When I wake up to the post-party hangover

When my GMs start telling stories about what a dumbass I am when I'm drunk

When I get to tell stories about what dumbasses my GMs are when they're drunk

When it comes time to de-partify myself

When I lose everything because I went all in against a new hire that I trained

When I'm on my fifth hand won in a row

Rolling up to the Texas Hold'em table with a full set of chips

When the GM who's a ballet dancer gets challenged to a dance-off

When the dance floor opens up

When the tiki dancers start coming out to perform

When a non-Blue spots us geeking out