Izuku: Can I get an opinion on something that happened at the work study today that could make me look like a lovable goof or a monster damned to spend eternity in hell?
Todoroki: I’m sure it was lovable.
Bakugo: I’m gonna go with monster. What you got?
Izuku: Well, you know how we signed that card for the lady who’s retiring?
Todoroki: Yeah.
Izuku: Well, no one told me that she got in a horrible accident so I thought I was signing a Retirement card and not a Get Well card.
Bakugo: I’m liking my odds here.
Izuku: So on the card, sitting next to a woman who’s clinging to life, are the words, ‘Hey Vivian, you deserved this.’
Bakugo: HAHAHA!
Izuku: ‘At least with you gone, there won’t be anyone who will steal my yogurt out of the fridge. LOL. Smiley Face.’
Todoroki: Oh my God.
Izuku: ‘PS…Good luck wherever you end up.’
Bakugo: DAMN. ENJOY HELL YOU SORRY BASTARD!
