Stories about stuff

I'm so sick of always being the one to blame

I learned what a sea lemon was from metal gear solid 3

My boyfriend was shaking his butt to the office theme song last night and it made me happy.

i just waited until the last minute to do my homework so now I’m going to fail

I asked my boyfriend to feed the cat. Because he was still in the kitchen, and I was already in bed. I heard gagging and went to go see if he was ok. I found him making a very sad face trying to put the cat food in a plastic bag. "What happened? Are you ok?" I asked, confused. "I had to finger it out." He whined. "Why didn't you use a fork?" "I didn't want to think about eating cat food." "So what did you use?" "The lid, but it couldn't get all of it out so I had to use my fingers. Some juice got on my hand. I didn't even know cat food HAD juice." *cries* * to the cat, who is staring at him in bewilderment* "I hate you"

I thought swimming across a lake twice would be a good idea. Now I'm sore and sunburned.

We ripped a tent last night by doing absolutely nothing. It just ripped as we laid there. Possibly a poltergeist. The ghost of camping.

I watched my boyfriend dance for my cat for at least 6 minutes yesterday

So one time, I scared my boyfriend because I rolled over really fast with my eyes open to tell him deaf people can’t talk in the dark. He did not appreciate the information as much as I did.