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ok, so there’s water skiing, but is there water boarding

I should clarify that I meant water skiing but with a snowboard, not legitimate waterboarding

we had snow like 2 weeks ago, but it’s all gone.

"It's me." "What!? How!? We just buried you!" "Every time I die I am reincarnated at some point around 20 years ago, give or take a few years." "Wait... Does that mean there are multiple versions of yourself around?" "Probably, I never actually met myself."

wheeling a large active volcano to the potluck hoping nobody has allergies

Aw, i’m allergic to lava.

Most use magic spells to tame monsters. But without access to magic, you had to tame, train, and bond with yours the old fashioned way. It has proven to be a lot more work, but the results were nothing short of spectacular.

After spending three hours playing an Aquaman-themed game in an arcade at Disneyworld, me and a friend planned to get together and go fishing. Along the way to the fishing trip, I ran into some people from my old high school, who were baking cookies with the help of an anthropomorphic shark in a Santa hat. The cookies tasted very good. Then, to get my fishing gear, I had to go to the YouTuber Wendigoon's house, and things turned into the video game Little Nightmares. I had to climb up a giant chain while a reversed recording of a mother begging for her child not to leave her played.

After spending three hours playing an Aquaman-themed game in an arcade at Disneyworld, me and a friend planned to get together and go fishing. Along the way to the fishing trip, I ran into some people from my old high school, who were baking cookies with the help of an anthropomorphic shark in a Santa hat. The cookies tasted very good. Then, to get my fishing gear, I had to go to the YouTuber Wendigoon's house, and things turned into the video game Little Nightmares. I had to climb up a giant chain while a reversed recording of a mother begging for her child not to leave her played.

It gets me when people get weird about robot characters having visible boobs and/or crotch bulges (or, heaven forefend, both at once!). "Well a robot doesn't need to have" buddy, there's no good reason for a robot to have a nose, either, but I don't see you getting shirty about robots with noses. Like, we haven't even left the realm of legible aesthetic choices here – come talk to me when you want to discuss why a robot needs a butthole.

I always assumed it was because they were made in God's image?

From robot tits to God's butthole in two posts flat.

Ex Machina (2014)

thats enough. were turning the world off and on again

how

GUYS SOMEONE RESPONDED TO SOMETHING I SAID TODAY, IT’S A MIRACLE

I should clarify that I’m talking about tumblr. People respond to me in ordinary conversation most of the time

I saw a mark rober short that said that that’s impossible. Pretty sure it can only hit 2, and then it restarts so it will only every hit those 2 corners

Wouldn’t it depend on the size of the screen?

didn’t read r/fatsquirrelhate and thought it was gonna be trash and then it was just that

how on earth would that ruin my life, it’s so cute

. . .what