I'm No one

Suck my sock

Yeah, not your cock. Cause you don’t have one.

No I do, it’s just detachable

Is the horny box just your downstairs area because I keep on picking like an actual box instead of like genitalia jajsndn

He is no man

This turtle can kill a ring wraith

your guardian angel is fighting for its life in the afterlife-wide gc like ‘nooo stop picking on BLORBO from my REALMS😑….’

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

There's also the all time favorite - am I constipated? Just because you took a small dump this morning doesn't mean that you aren't constipated. Yeah, I didn't know that either until I went to the ER thinking that I either had a pulled muscle in my back or i had bladder infection. I've had a hysterectomy so, yeah, I knew that wasn't happening. These symptoms are tricky!! Drink water.