I Am Me!

Apparently my brother found a hard bug in FFVII remake. Not entirely sure what caused it - all we know is the Ghoul boss grabbed Tifa and bound her, and when my brother flipped control over to Cloud, the game broke like this.

Here's the call I just got before going on break.

Lady calls in and warns that she's about to become the wicked witch of the west. Her tv was still signed in to someone else's account, and she wanted that "asshole's name" off. Walked her through deleting the email and signing in. Instead of the ".com" at the end of the email, she accidentally hit "Back", which took her to the main sign in/sign up screen.

She was pissed and threw the remote at the TV before having one of her family members help her sign in.

While the person I assume is her sister is telling me how she has a great personality but just hates technology, she's shouting how she's about to shoot the TV and just screams.

She then proceeds to say how she'd rather face a hurricane than do this shit. When I mentioned how I live in Florida and we're just passed Irma, and suggested she come visit next year, she's asking how in the hell do I put up with hurricanes before saying how, quote, "putting up with my bullshit has gotta be easier than Irma".

The party was given a mission to assassinate a rival gang’s butler. 

Our party is a monk, a fighter, and a barbarian.

The monk has been distracting a templar patrolling the area and bought the others a few hours to carry out the mission.

The fighter and the barbarian snuck into the area and...are literally seducing the butler, and the guardsman who found them. The fighter requested a Performance roll to make a convincing argument.