I am a F*cking Lady.

When I leave a party to go cuddle with my pillow pet and pass out early

Every time I get a mac update and it makes my computer even slower than before

When my boyfriend wants to get frisky but I just want to sleep

WHEN IVE FINALLY COME TO TERMS WITH MYSELF

TRYING TO BE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP IN COLLEGE

When I try to seduce guys from across the room with my sexual dance moves

Quitting a bullshit internship like

Coming back to the office after a few days out

When my best friend is ignoring my texts

When someone calls me a loser

WHEN I REALIZE DRUNK ME SENT A BUNCH OF HIGHLY EMBARASSING TEXT MESSAGES TO MY EX

When you decide to go from friends to friends with benefits

When my roommate comes home and finds me in a weird mood after I've been alone in my apartment all day

When I slowly stop responding to a guy's texts because he's way too into me

When someone asks me to describe my perfect day