I Only Know Jimin Bitch.

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

They may be called One Direction, but they’re actually smooth in ALL directions.

Just like sharks

Good luck future historians

I fuckinf needed this

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

This is so heckin cool oh gosh. Er, question??? Can you do this to get clear pictures of the moon too??

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

this is what it’s like having siblings

Accurate

the screech lmfaooo

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

Lesbians destroying marriage

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

He’s in aokigahara (the suicide forest) which makes this 10x times more sad