RMH
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noise dept.
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
titsay
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
occasionally subtle
we're not kids anymore.
ellievsbear
DEAR READER
Stranger Things
Discoholic 🪩
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JBB: An Artblog!
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Andulka
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@i8chocolatecake
feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture
Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.
*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros
#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro
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Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.
HEADS UP!
The scammers on AO3 seem to be upping their game - now their comments may actually relate specifically to the story. Otherwise the comment follows the usual formula.
On top of this, this is a registered user, which means I can't simply mark the comment as spam. I'll have to manually file a report.
What really galls me is that they must've fed my story through genAI to get relevant commentary.
OP, I know these are two different realms, but this is exactly like the spam I've been getting to my author email. Just swap out a specific fic for a specific book and the wording and tone is exactly the same. (Only the spammer signs off asking for you to talk to them about marketing, not commissioning art).
I don't even have anything useful or insightful to add, just that its so freaky seeing this pop up on my dash. I hate this kind of bot so much, because its so fucking disheartening and you end up feeling gross that they've fed your work into AI to generate this trash.
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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.
Goblit.
God dammit I did this just for a pun but now I’m imagining this whole backstory where a wounded female goblin flees from some battle and winds up on the edges of the Shire and she’s gonna jump some Hobbit dude named Blinko Tumbrush but Blinko’s so unfailingly polite that his first reaction on seeing someone in a rough situation is to invite them in to dinner and gobbo chick is just like “… uh… ‘kay.”
And then she has dinner and it’s the best thing she’s ever eaten and even her little green brain is able to put together “If I knife this guy so I can take his stuff he can’t cook more of this” so when he asks her to stay the night she’s just like “Fuck yeah breakfast”.
And all the other Hobbits in the area are staring at this new arrival who starts begrudgingly working in the garden (she can pull out the weeds they’d normally have to hitch livestock to) and they’re all thinking “Uhhhhh that’s a fucking Goblin there, chief” except if they actually acknowledge that she’s a goblin then it’s a huge to-do and a lot of excitement and possibly there would be adventure involved in chasing her off. So they just sort of silently, collectively decide they’re going to ignore it and all go “Oh, Blinko finally found himself a lady, how nice, she must be one of the Glumbrushes from over the far side of West Farthing, I always did hear they were on the homely side, not much hair on their feet you know.”
And eventually in due time along comes Korbo Tumbrush and decently cute Hobbit baby but the biggest fucking ears you ever saw on a Hobbit and he’s a bit green and everyone is thinking “That’s a fucking half-Goblin you’ve got there, chief, you fucked a fucking Goblin, you made a baby with a damn Goblin my guy” but this would be an immensely rude thing to say to someone so they’re just like “Oh how nice, Blinko, he looks just like you, has those Glumbrush eyes though.”
And Korbo the Goblit grows up a proper little man in his waistcoat and pipe and every so often someone visits from a different part of the shire and sees this plump green dude with massive flappy pointed ears and they start to open their mouth only for a local to leap right in and go “HAHA YES THAT IS KORBO TUMBRUSH A VERY UPRIGHT HOBBIT WE ALL LOVE KORBO HE’S GLUMBRUSH ON HIS MOTHER’S SIDE (WE THINK) THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!” and the visitor just starts nodding along emphatically because this is clearly something that is Not Spoken Of.
I fuckin love it
the newest hit on my island
Important question
Okay but I think these two are onto something
Test subject
(no bird was harmed)
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.
1. This reply is two words and they managed to misspell both of then
2. Yeah. Duh.
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even more phm + textposts with stratt (and grace)
Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president
You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
Who ever added those links without asking is doing lord’s work fs.
Reblogging this again cause I never want this post to die
Making it a tradition to reblog whenever I see it.
Reblog to keep it alive
Sam thought this gala would be just as insufferable as the rest. Until she noticed Pulitzer prize winner, Lois Lane. Given what she knew about her work, Sam was sure Ms. Lane would be very interested to hear about what the government was doing in a little town in Illinois.
Lois going to the gala, signing sadly. It's going to be mediocre at best story wise. Clark expects a slightly tipsy, bored Lois coming home. Only for her to turn up with a teen and righteous fury in her eyes. Clark is a clever man, and gets her the good work coffe . Sets up the spare room, and stays the Fuck out of her way.
Did... did his wife just kidnap a child?
I mean, she(the child) doesn't seem UPSET. But Lois, honey, you can't do that. We're not Bruce. We can't afford the lawyers. Also, does our....nnnnnew? Daughter? Guest! Oh, thank God. Not that you're not lovely! You'd be a wonderful daughter! I'm sure plenty of people want to... kidnap...
Okay, see, it sounded better in his head.
He's back to being Concerned again. Lois? Lois why did you Kidnap a guest? And Miss, would you like some apple crumble?
All while Lois is muttering about Contacts and "where is my blackmail folder" and "fuckin KNEW that guy was sketchy! Honorable man, my ASS, Dad!" from her office.
Clark is just? Trying so, SO hard to Be A Good Host(tm) and not invite the wrath of his (adopted) ancestors upon him. You eaten yet? Want more? Have some tea. A blanket. My soul. Need a liver? You can have mine! Take our house. We can adopt you if you want! You're family here, perfect stranger, welcome!
Only for Sam to just? Kneecap him? By casually asking if some boy named "Wes" is "actually on to anything" and he really is Kal-El.
H-Hoooooney!? Who did you bring into our house!?
Sam just calmly outing him as Superman? Perfectly on brand for his wife's new...... Student? He's gonna go with student. Right? Maybe? Who knows. Not him.
Sam: Sir down fly boy. Calm down. I'm just telling your wife about the cover up around Amity Park. The human rights violations. And attempts to block us in so we can't ask for help.
Clark:.... I can just leave you to it then?
Sam:.... Urgh, you're a farm boy aren't you? I'm vegan. Hi make whatever, so long as it's vegan I'll eat it.
Clark: Got it!
Lois comes out bearing the folder of doom.
Lois: Tell me everything!!!!
Sam: So. I can call my friend. And he can also email you the files we totally found lying around and didn't break into a government installation to steal.
Lois: Please do! In fact. Honey!! I'm taking Sam back home tomorrow. I'll be staying for a few days! I'll take my pager!
Sam: It won't work. Outside tech never does. It has to be made in Amity to work.
Lois:..... Give him your number please. So you can reassure him of my continued existence. Anyway! So what is happening in Amity Park!
Upon Sam’s return to school next Monday she casually slips Wes a thousand dollars and said he was right.
The Casper High gossip mill explodes.
Wes Weston was right? About what? Seriously this is the guy who thinks Bruce Wayne is Batman and that Lex Luthor has a crush on Superman. He has more conspiracy theories than matching socks and he has a theory about where his other socks are.
Which if Wes’s crazy theories was he right about?
Sam isn’t telling.
Wes isn’t telling
All anyone knows for sure is that Wes is a thousand dollars richer and some lady and a photographer are running around asking questions.
Sam is going to set her on Vlad and the Fenton's. After giving her a spectre deflector. And then just sit back and watch the chaos. She probably also sets them up with Tucker and Danny modified tech. So they can actually record everything they find properly.
Lois is having the best time! There is so much going on here!!! It's all fucking horrific of course. And she is going to enjoy destroying the assholes behind it. Including Vlad Masters. Who as it turns out was a half ghost???! And a local villain! To the teen superhero?! Oh she has so much to sink her teeth into!!!!!
you know what would be funny?
EVEN Wes doesn't know what theory Sam is validating.
*CACKLES
YES. Sam would do that.
Well, she came back with Lois Lane, so he's reasonably certain it's one of the ones from Metropolis (unless the gala wasn't in Metropolis, and he knows where she went for that, in which case that makes it two cities that she could have verified one of his theories in), so now he's got a new conspiracy board where he tries to figure out which one of his theories Sam found proof of.
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?
Fairy
Walrus
Not naming options to skew votes but...
I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.
Happy birthday to this iconic poll
