Alright y'all. Grab your seats. I’ve got a story to tell. So first things first, this me in the pink and dat my second cousin in the green. I’m about 3 turning 4 here and she’s around the same age. So, you see those shoes on her feet, yeah those are fkn mine. I was sick af chilling in Pakistan for my uncles wedding and those slippers is all I was ever looking forward to. But do you see this binch!!!!!!!!! She’s always fkn steal them okay!!!!!!!!!! Always!!!!! So annoying fam I’ve actually knocked her out a few times but she wouldn’t learn her lesson. Anyways, one time I went to take a nap and put my shoes outside and when I woke up I’m like ok gotta get them j’s on my feet but when I go outside to check. Surprise, they’re not there. And I’m looking for this binch cuz I fkn knew ok!! So, I’m lurking around and she’s nowhere to be found so I ask Musafer Mama, this sick amazing guy who worked for us. And he goes she’s at Huma Khalas(das my moms sister) and I’m like???? Binch I hope tf u do. So I’m like to Musafer mama, I’m gonna go to Huma Khalas and get my shoes and man didn’t believe me so he’s like ok but lulz. I’m a child of actions ok not words. So, their was a taxi infront of the house and I got in. And the taxi driver, I didn’t know him at all tbh, but he knew I was my grandparents grandchild and he knew of me. So he’s like whasgud? And I’m like take me to Huma Khalas crib rn and he knew where that was but I was a badass still and I’m like its at arbab road, and for some reason, he listened. Arbab road was pretty far from where we were at and my little ass decided to take a taxi idek in a place like Peshawar Obama self for my fricken slippers ok. I was ride or die AF. And I got there and I realized I had no money so I legit raaaaaan outta that car asap. And he was just laughing like lulz and I got scared I’m like what if he kidnaps me cause I have no money, like lulz if he was gonna kidnap me he woulda done that long ago dumb ass. But anyways, Huma Khalas house was crowded AF cause a daawat and I spotted this bitch with my slippers. I knocked her out asap, ripped my shoes off her feet and just started chilling around and legit nooooo one knew I was there still. Then I started hear shit like “Did you guys hear?? Maryam’s daughter, Hirra, is lost, everyone’s scared she might’ve got kidnapped.” And as soon as I heard that I was like yEEETTTT and was like I’m in big shit and instead of telling them I’m alife I decided to hide behind the door. Huma Khala, who wasn’t home, but out shopping for important stuff, had to cut her trip short AF because she heard about me being lost so she came home distressed af and telling everyone that she’s worried still about me while I’m legit chilling behind the door. Then I realized some kids over there are having fries so I run to them, grab a plate of fries and chill behind the door still until Huma Khala decides to push the door all the way to the wall and I got pressed AF and I kinda screamed and dropped the plate of fries and Huma Khala realized that I was chilling there the entire time and rip in peace me man. Dam did I get in so much shit. The end.
this could compete with Zola`s story tbh.
