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i am burdened with the knowledge of every single one of my coworkers' gov names

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this drizzly 65°F day is making me ridiculously campsick bc it's the kinda day that wouldve been perfect at camp... no thunder so you can stay outside and it's only drizzling a little bit so you won't get many complainers of wetness™... we'd even be breaking out the sweatshirts. then if the rain gets heavier or it thunders we'd shuffle the kids into the dining hall and we'd watch a movie (a DCOM if the counselors gave anything to say about it) or three but otherwise it's a beautiful reprieve from the scorching heat

#we've only really had a few scattered 95°F days here and there up here but still #the summer rain is making me nostalgic #now that i have a new job where i can take public transit the first bit of my commute is a 5 minute walk in a wooded bike path #oooh boy did i feel the campsickness at 5:30 am walking through that with my raincoat on #forest rat thoughts #girl scout camp

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“I was made for killing your baby / you were made for Liverpool”

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“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

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The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

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While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

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This is also why police try to steal things like jewelry from minorities and women in order to prevent women and minorities from being able to recover from america’s latest regime

if i learned one thing at girl scout camp it's that you gotta be a little silly. it's good for the soul

#forest rat thoughts #girl scout camp

no one:

literally no one:

the camp director in 2021: hmmmm we have two day camp assistant unit leaders and we need to send one of them to horse camp… which one should i make the horse camp counselor? should it be the one who’s mildly afraid of horses? or the horse girl?… yeah definitely the one who’s mildly afraid of horses

#TWO WEEKS of horse camp at age 17 against my will…#they almost got me on a horse the last day of horse camp but luckily the horse farm was understaffed that day #why the horse farm being understaffed equated to ‘we’re not gonna put the horse camp counselors on a horse’ i do not remember #but i was so relieved #the horse campers were devastated tho #rip to bestie [redacted] who only got to be the horse camp counselor for one week #it should’ve been her all three weeks of horse camp #not me. definitely not me #forest rat thoughts #girl scout camp

do you wanna buy a duck is such a bizarre concept for a game and yet it works so well… like what do you mean you all stand in a line repeating the same script over and over again? and it’s actually a fun game? i love do you wanna buy a duck

#girl scout camp #forest rat thoughts #camp counselor

ok so i’m making the stamps for the thanks-a-lots and in doing so i’m using a cube for it so i have spots for six languages... from what i’ve gathered in my research™ (google images) the original thanks-a-lots had english (thank you), spanish (gracias), french (merci), swahili (asante), and also "msem msem" which... i cannot for the life of me figure out which language that is. google translate says it's igbo for "smile smile" when i hit "detect language" but also google is kinda bogged down by genai these days so idk if i trust that... i also swear i remember mandarin being one of the languages but i can't find evidence of it... anyways please help i can't decide what language i want to do for the extra slot (or two extra slots if i can't figure out what language msem msem is)

like obviously the og thanks-a-lots were fairly eurocentric since 3/5 of the languages were european so i do want to make my thanks-a-lots more diverse but idk what languages to use

#like i feel like mandarin should be one of the languages i use #but also do i replace the french one so it's not as euro-centric?#forest rat thoughts #girl scout cookies #kit remakes girl scout cookies

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