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I think it should be a human right to carry a flask, 24/7.
It gets better. Shot by shot.
Calling out sick from work is only justifiable in two circumstances. First is when you're actually sick, and second is when
DUIs are only a crime when you're bad at it.

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There are many ways to make it through AP test week, but there's really only one good one.
Did you know? You can forget about your problems AND worry about finals less if you try this one fun trick!
Summer is always better after a beer. And so is spring. And fall. And winter.
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The world feels better after a beer or two. Why not give it a shot?
fuucjck okaky that gmightve been too mcuc. X is whati WOULd say if draydrinking ever too nuch ?
Thereβs an easy way to solve a lot of problems in a very temporary manner.
i do not believe in being nice
i believe in liberation
remembered a post saying "it's easy to say 'violence is never the answer' if you've never had to fight for your life"
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Me too
I have a suggestion but it's less helpful
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When someone suggests day drinking even though I have work to do

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It looks like he's trolling, but I texted him because he called first and was so piss drunk he had no idea what I was saying. Godspeed dude I hope you find Jordan
I must point out, I am an American living in Australia
I gave him another call and said listen to me. Do I really sound like Jordan. And he says yes. Yes you are absolutely Jordan. And I'm like okay. I am still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? I do not know Jordan. I'm sorry man. You should call max
Okay this time his dad was on the phone and was like Jordan man come on and I'm like no. Seriously. I am not Jordan. I cannot reiterate enough how not Jordan I am. And I say again, I'm American. You can hear that I am American. Is Jordan American? To my surprise, yes, Jordan is American. I'm like oh. Okay maybe I do sound like Jordan. I'm still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? And he says yeah absolutely. And I'm like. Oh. Okay. Well. Jordan kinda sticks to the bit huh. I'm still not Jordan. And he says are you a girl or a guy? Cuz Jordan is a girl. And I say sure, I'm a guy. And he says ah, shit. Sorry we were looking for someone else. Have a good one.
I was starting to think I might actually be Jordan for a minute there
You could become Jordan with one easy trick.
There are ways to make it easier.