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Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.
I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.
im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me
red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂
Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something
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What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de
I think y’all are missing the point here.
You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around
I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”
like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.
this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities
Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.
DP x DC prompt #120
After the defeat of the previous Ghost King, Lariah Dark, Constantine takes it upon himself to steal the crown of sure and ring of rage in hopes of neutralizing the threat of ghosts permanently. Unfortunately for Constantine, this actually has the opposite effect, filling nearly every ghost with rage over the future king's crown and ring being stolen.
Constantine was fucked.
What else was new?
Ghosts, who he thought he had taken care of with one fell swoop, were slamming on his doors and windows. No matter where the House of Mysteries went, they were waiting.
He couldn't get away.
The Ring of Rage and Crown of Fire were struggling in their own way against the restraints he had slapped on them, and he kept having to refresh the wards every two hours.
So no sleep.
John was cradling a bottle of Gin and sincerely considering just...letting the damned jewelry break loose.
Then the banging stopped.
Instead, there was a polite knock on his door.
There was also a kids voice.
"Hello? Can I come in, please? A bunch of floating green guys grabbed me and dropped me on the front steps and I'm kinda freaking out-"
John ripped open the door and dragged the human teenager inside, only barely managing to slam it shut as the ghosts that had previously been trying to break his windows charged the door.
The kid was completely human. John knew humans when he saw them, years of practice insured it, and that kid was 100% human.
They'd dragged humans into it. A tiny teen, no taller than John's chest.
Damn them.
"Shite, kid, sorry you got dragged into this-"
"-Sucker."
John spun around, coming face to face with a ghost.
A ghost that was holding the Ring of Rage and Crown of Fire.
The ghost grinned, fangs on proud display.
"Have fun, I brought along a teacher for you so you can learn about the Ghost Zone." With that, the ghost dropped a...thermos?
The thermos started to glow and the lid popped off.
From there a disheveled Dracula-looking ghost tumbled out, looking roughed up.
"Now Daniel, did you really have to-"
"-That guy thinks that protective spirits can host vengeful spirit aural traits."
"He-you what?!"
John found himself with an angry Dracula ghost lecturing him, while the little one 'snuck' out his door.
It hadn't been worth it.
Better than dealing with Demons and Hell, but it hadn't been worth it.
Tim, after a long night of patrol, staggers into his penthouse-and into a very, very odd situation.
There's a red-headed girl, who apparently managed to dodge all of his security, sitting on his coffee table and staring at a black-haired boy who's unconscious on his couch.
There's blood on the floor, tinted green in the ambient city lights leaking from the windows.
He only manages to make the barest of noises and push the panic button hidden in his watch before the girl's attention snaps to him.
"According to our parents medical files, they needed a donor to have kids. We have the same father. That makes you our older brother." Her breathing is starting to get erratic, and it's very very clear how tired she is.
"How did you get in here-?"
"-And you're the only relative we have that won't hurt us."
Ah. Well.
First things first, then.
"Is he injured?"
Or, Danny gets caught and injured (vivisection? gunshot wound? up to writer!) and Jazz not only gets him out, but smuggles them both into Gotham using multiple ghosts help. She goes to the only thing she can think of; their technically older brother, with enough money to buy the Ancients and apparently (according to the news articles) enough goodwill to provide medical treatment and protection until they can get their feet under them. @simplestoryteller
Older Brother Privileges
Tim entered his penthouse, tired after a long night out on patrol. He wanted to get out of his Red Robin suit and fall asleep on his sheets.
He was not expecting to find anyone in his home.
He got defensive when he noticed the red-haired girl sitting on his coffee table. All of his papers had been stacked to the side. She was staring at an unconscious black-haired boy on his couch. There was blood on the floor. The lights coming through the window gave the blood green flecks.
He pushed his panic button, barely making any noise. The girl seemed to have heard him because her attention snapped to him. Tim opened his comms so his family could hear and see what was going on.
The girl had teal eyes that glowed. Something about her seemed familiar, but Tim couldn’t quite put his finger on what it was.
Before he could ask any questions, the girl spoke.
“According to our parents' medical files, they needed a donor to have kids. We have the same father. That makes you our older brother.”
Tim didn’t know what to say to that. Her breathing was starting to pick up and become erratic. The bags under her eyes looked bigger than Tim’s, and he had only slept four hours in the past two days.
“How did you get in here—”
“You’re the only relative we have that won’t hurt us!”
Ah, fuck.
Well, first thing first, “Is he injured?”
Jazz took her younger brother off the table and ran. She had gotten there in time before her parents had done any real damage. They had still been able to make an incision on Danny’s chest.
When she saw her bleeding baby brother, she didn’t think. Using the element of surprise, she attacked Maddie and Jack with the anti-creep stick. She got in her car and drove in a random direction. After a few hours of driving, she stopped and tried to staunch Danny’s bleeding. His advanced healing stopped him from bleeding to death, thank the Ancients.
Jazz was glad she had made a plan in case something like this happened.
She took out the first aid kit in her trunk and used butterfly bandages to close up the incision. She never learned how to sew a person up. Usually, Danny did it to himself. He still hadn’t woken up.
She knew the bandages wouldn’t be enough, but they would have to do. Jazz took out the fake license plates she had hidden in the car and changed them. There was no reason to make finding them easier for her paren—for Jack and Maddie.
Jazz counted the money she had in the car and took stock of her supplies. She had the disposable cellphones with Tucker and Sam’s number programmed. A few thousand dollars in cash, thank you, Sam, and fake IDs Tucker had made for them.
The most important thing, though, was the information on one Timothy Drake-Wayne.
While making plans in case the worst happened, Tucker found out that Maddie and Jack Fenton used a donor to have both Jazz and Danny. He had hacked the agency that the Fentons used. They had used Jack Drake’s sperm to help conceive them.
Jack had been an old friend of the Fentons who had agreed to help. After donating, he had signed away all parental rights. Maddie had carried Jazz and Danny. Over the years, the Fentons had lost touch with Jack.
Jack had a son, though, who was older than Jazz and Danny.
Timothy Drake-Wayne was the biological child of millionaires Janet and Jack Drake and the adopted son of Bruce Wayne. He was rich enough to buy the Ancients and, apparently, had enough goodwill to provide protection and medical attention.
It helped that he was Red Robin.
He was their last hope.
Tim sucked in his breath when he saw the incision on the middle of the younger teenager’s chest. It looked like someone had started vivisecting him. He had been wrong earlier. It wasn’t the light distorting the boy’s blood to seem green; there was green mixed in with the red. What’s more, it was Lazarus green. Was he a meta-human?
“What are your names,” he asked. He at least needed to know that.
The girl hesitated for a second before answering.
“My name is Jazz, that’s Danny.”
No last names. Great.
“Don’t worry, Red Robin. I’m using facial recognition and tracking any mention of siblings named Jazz or Danny. I’m also looking through your dad’s medical files. If he donated like she mentioned, there must be records on it.” Thank God for Oracle.
“How’d you find me? And why aren’t you surprised that I’m Red Robin?”
“It’s not that hard to figure out your identity. Or the rest of Gotham’s heroes. There’s only one guy who is rich enough to be Batman and fits the psychological profile to want to fight crime in Gotham City. Once you figure out Bruce Wayne is Batman, it’s easy to find the identity of the other crime-fighters in Gotham.”
Huh, so that’s what it feels like to have your secret identity exposed. He’d have to apologize to Dick and Bruce.
“What happened to him? Why are you running from your family?”
Jazz hesitated and bit her lips. She was still determining if she should trust him.
“I can’t help if I don’t have the whole story,” he told her gently. He was a hero. Whether it turned out that they were his siblings or not, they had come to him for help.
Jazz sighed and dropped her face into her hands. She didn’t know where to start. Tim took out his first aid kit while he waited. He was about to put thread through a needle when Jazz stopped him.
“That thread won’t work. His blood will eat through it. Here,” she took out some glowing green string from her first aid kit, “this will help.”
Tim didn’t question it, but he did file that bit of information away for later. He knew Bruce was doing the same thing. He wondered if they were already here, listening in from the outside, not to spook or give away their location to Jazz.
Tim started sewing up the wound. He discreetly took some of Danny’s blood to test later.
“Just so you know, there will be anomalies in his blood, so don’t freak out when you see that. It’ll still be good enough for DNA testing. Also, if you can burn the evidence when you’re done, that’d be great.”
Tim had thought he had been discreet.
“Damn, Replacement, you’re losing your touch,” Jason said over the comms. Tim didn’t answer, but he did grit his teeth. He should’ve known Jazz would be observant.
“We’re running from our parents. Danny was in a lab accident a year ago. It—it changed him. My parents are ectobiologists. They study ghosts and ectoplasm.”
Tim was listening intently while sewing up the younger boy. He didn’t react to the word ‘ghost.’ He’d seen weirder things. Tim heard typing through the comms.
“A few years ago, my parents built a portal to the Ghost Zone. It’s a dimension where ghosts and other ectoentities exist. It didn’t work the first time they tried to turn it on.” She took a deep breath. “My parents are very lax when it comes to lab safety. They let us enter with little to no protection. Danny had gone to the basement, that’s where the portal and lab is, with his friends.”
Tim continued sewing the boy up, but he could guess where this was going.
“His friends had dared him to go into the portal. I wasn’t there, so I couldn’t stop him. My parents, heh, they’re brilliant but scatterbrained. They built the ‘on’ button inside the portal. From what Danny tells me, he tripped and pressed the on button. A portal to another dimension turned on top of him. It killed him and revived him at the same time. When he came out, his DNA had been mutated. He had powers that only ghosts had and some that were unique to him.”
Tim took a deep breath. He had thankfully finished with the stitches.
Bruce entered through the window silently and in the shadows. Jazz turned to look at him. Wow, she had to be a meta-human, too.
She ignored the bat and looked at Danny, carding her hands through his hair.
“Opening the portal had consequences. Ghosts suddenly overran Amity Park. Danny used his powers to become Amity’s hero. He kept both humans and ghosts safe. Our parents are also ghost hunters. They think all ghosts are evil and would hunt them without prejudice to destroy or study them. Their papers were used to justify making the Anti-Ecto Acts. Laws that allow the capture, experimentation, and genocide of being that uses or produces ectoplasm.”
“I don’t know how they found out about Danny, but I’ll ask him when he wakes up. He’s only woken up for a few minutes at a time. He used his powers to sneak us up here. Sorry about that, by the way. I don’t know what they used on him to make him sleep this long. Usually, he only sleeps two or three hours a night, but now, he’s been sleeping for almost two days.”
“I looked into the Anti-Ecto Act Laws. Guys, bad doesn’t even begin to describe it,” Oracle said.
“Hn,” Bruce said while looking at the information Oracle was sending him to the computer in his glove.
Tim stared at Jazz. He knew now why she looked a bit familiar. She had Jack Drake’s nose and chin. Danny had his mouth and eye shape. Looking at his two (possible) siblings, Tim knew he would do anything to help them.
It seemed he would add more to the brother and sister department.
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Ra's having a villain monologue at the bats when Danny swoops in, ignores everyone and starts taking mason jars of the lazarus pit
Ra's cries out in anger, takes a broom and starts chasing him
This is all with Danny is his normal form
This happens every week
Ra's has not been able to hit Danny once ever
Danny has been stealing from Ra’s for centuries, no matter where Ra’s moves to Danny always finds his hideouts and steals no less then twenty jars of Lazarus water before vanishing again.
No matter what he does he can not stop him or keep him out.
For Danny it started out as a necessary way to gather ecto after he lost access to the ghost portal, but it has becoming a very entertaining form of amusement. Tormenting the puffed up fruitloop that he discovered Ra’s Al Ghul to be is the most fun he has had in decades.
It became a routine, every decade or so Danny would stop by for a few months at a time to steal jars of diluted ecto from the Lazarus pit, always going out of his way to only steal when Ra’s was around.
Ra’s has gotten distracted by the bats as of late and their little routine has slipped his mind until he was facing the bats and Danny walks past with a jar full of stolen Lazarus water. Caught off guard as he was Ra’s grabbed the handle of the closest object, which unfortunately was a broom as he ran after Danny who began sprinting away cackling.
The bats are left wondering what exactly they just witnessed.
Only Dmaian actually knows. He's not supposed to, but he does. When he was younger he thought the mystery guy who would be rumored to so blatantly steal from his grandfather was the highest form of disrespect, but having had time to be an actual kid he find the matter hilarious and is happy he was actually able to be present for the Lazarus Thief's appearance. So not only are the Bats confused over Rals Al Ghul trying and failing to swat at the normal looking kid with a broom like one would do a rat in their kitchen, they are also dealing with Damian as he outright cackles in glee at the image
Damian: The Lazarus Thief is real! *cackles with glee*
Dick: Uh, Lazarus Thief?
Damian: I heard rumours of a thief. They have been stealing from the pit for decades! He has never been caught or hit!
Bruce: And you never said anything?
Damian: I thought it was a lie! But he is real!
Tim: Best day ever. Ohh, decade's. So either using the pit to extend his own life. Or already long lived.
Damian: Already long lived. He does not feel of the pit at all.
Jason: No he does not. He's amazing. I am a little in love!
On his way out Danny notices the Bats, gives a little salute and a cheky grin, and dives out of the lair in the most dramatic way possible. This only seves to further amuse Damian and endear him to Jason. Bruce is quick to wrap things up... he has questions and a strange immortal teenager to investigate
Danny really got to have fun this time! Although. He should probably go in properly at some point. Apparently the guy has Batman's attention. And while Danny could keep the game up for longer. Well. He shouldn't make his fun some other hero's problem. That would be rude. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
Bruce is concerned about the teen stealing the pit waters. What does he even want it for? He must have enough of it now for it to be a major issue? And yet, somehow it isn't. Damian knows nothing of value, and has admitted as much. Ra's won't talk. Just keeps ranting about his nemesis. Which, feels a little dispiriting. To know a cheeky teen is Ra's nemesis. A teen who notably didn't fight back. Just dodged, laughing all the while. Maybe Talia will know more?
Talia only knows a little more. She knows the kid isn't entirely human and that, by his own admission, it's somehow necessary to his survival and that he called it "diluted ectoplasm.'' Who or what the kid is, she has no clue, but she senses a deep aura of Death around him. Jsut getting this much out of her was like pulling teeth, and Bruce was quick to leave with what he old before Talia could try to get more than what he offered out of her. If the kid was only using it for his own survival than there must be soemthing very wrong with him, maybe his initial theory wasn't so far off!
Danny sneaks in a few nights after the last fight and just, scoops the entire pit into a spatial pocket. With his training in portals he eventually figured out how to make pockets. And they were SO useful. He never ran out of anything anymore! He snickered a little at the sight of the empty pit, and saw the crack the ectoplasm had leaked through. He leaned down and gently sealed it. He would make a new one somewhere hidden. That way he could have his own pool, of properly pure ecto. He could filter all of this and add it as well. Ah perfect! Hmm, he should leave a note. The message should get back to the furry guy. Hopefully the other hero would be able to relax a bit.
Bruce gets a call a few days after speaking with Talia. Apparently the teen had snuck in and taken the entire pool. With a note saying it was too dangerous for mortals. And now a hero was having to deal with Ra's he was no longer interested in playing with him. So now he had some new information. Apparently the teen was not a mortal. And had been, essentially pranking the LoA for decades upon decades. But now he knew Batman was involved he felt he needed to solve the issue? Bruce was conflicted. On one hand it seemed the teen had mostly benign intentions. On the other, he might be a being of great power. This was going to be a nightmare.
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*sobs* Lord of the Rings and Star Wars Fusion
Cody is a human ranger who is heir to to the human kingdom of Mandalore as the eldest son of Jango Fett and he is said to one day be the one to take up the darksaber and reunite the human kingdoms. Cody is in love with the half-elf Obi-Wan Kenobi, but knows they can never be together because of his comparatively short lifespan, though he still views him as a close friend. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan learns that Vader, who was once his student and one of his oldest friends, Anakin, is still alive after being thought dead and is attempting to return to power. Luke, his son, has happened upon his ring and together with his sister, Leia, the two vow to destroy it. Cody and Obi-Wan, along with Rex, Ahsoka join Luke and Leia in their quest to destroy the ring once and for all. Along the way they find more companions familiar to the Star Wars universe and fan-fiction bullshit ensues.
This potential fan-fiction has everything:
•Obi-Wan with long hair and pointy ears
•Mand’alor Cody
•Darth Vader as Sauron
•Pining between Cody and Obi-Wan
•Luke and Leia being an iconic duo
•Jar Jar Binks as Gollum??? “Meesa once had the ring”
•Rex just being fucking done like: Why can’t we just ride the giant eagles there guys ??? 🦅
•Ahsoka being the best aunt to Luke and Leia and also ready to throw hands with the primordial being her former teacher has become if he touches her niece and nephew.
•Han as a dwarf. That’s all that needs to be said.
•All the Star Wars characters from different movies being able to be in one property because of the weird aging of different races.
•*sobs* Cody and Obi-Wan Aragorn and Arwen waterfall scene—Guys, I want to see Cody and Obi-Wan as them in art so bad—!
Please feel free to add your own ideas!
Symbiote Ellie Phantom AU
After she was saved from Destabilization, Ellie gained a nifty new power. She can Melt on command and move around freely, which is just a really fun power, even if she is a bit weaker when she uses it .
But one day, she gets really badly hurt. Like, Really Hurt. Let's say the GIW got a lucky shot and managed to capture her, and experimented on her for a week before she managed to escape.
She can't keep her Human Form stable anymore, but her Goop Form is good enough for now. All she needs to do is find an Ectoplasm Rich Environment and try to heal up the best she can. Hopefully Danny will find her after she misses her monthly Visit.
She ends up in Gotham while searching for a place to heal, but the GIW is hot on her tail.
She needs a place to hide, and the only way she can think of is to overshadow somebody and pretend to be them while the GIW passes her by.
So she jumps into the nearest person she can find, a girl close to her age jumping across Rooftops.
But since she was in her weaker Goop Form, she can't enter a person without their permission. So she slides up to the person in Goop Form, jumps on her Back, and telepathically asks her for help, begging for permission to hide in her for a bit.
The girl she tried to overshadow was Cassandra Cain.
After some begging, Cass agrees and Ellie sinks into her. Again, she can't fully Overshadow her, so she's basically a passenger until Cass decides to give her some control.
The GIW passes by them, and Ellie tries to leave Cass only to realize that she can't. Since Cass was exposed to the Lazarus Pits, she is has a weird Biology, and since Ellie already had a Wierd Biology being a Halfa Clone as a Pile of Goop, they somehow can't leave eachother.
Cass gets a new Roommate, but instead of sharing an apartment, its her body. It's honestly not that bad, Ellie can give her some of her old powers and she can still communicate by making a Goop Head come out of Cass's shoulder.
They get along really well too, Ellie can ways be there for Cass whenever she needs somebody to talk to, and Cass is the Supportive Older Sister who helps Ellie talk about her feelings.
The Bat Fam also doesn't know. They figure that this will probably be fixed soon enough, so there's no real reason to tell her Family. They do find out after a few weeks however.
Cass accidently uses Ellie's powers in front of one of her brothers, which causes them to tell Bat's which means the entire family knows by the end of the day.
Cass has to explain the situation and introduces her new little sister. "This is Ellie. She's a Meta who escapes a secret Government Organization and asked for my help to hide from them by hiding in my Body. Unfortunately, we can't split up because her powers reacted strangely to the Lazarus in my blood. She is now my sister. You are not going to make her leave, I will not let you."
It takes a while, but the Bat Fam ends up accepting her. They do end up looking into that "Secret Government Organization" though, and find that they have been experiencing Raids by an army of Ghosts for the last few weeks.
"Oh right, I missed my monthly visit to my brother." Says Ellie from Cass's shoulder. "He must be looking for me, no biggie."
It's definitely a Biggie.
You know, I can make this weirder by taking something else from the symbiotes: their reproductive habits.
So the idea is that after they find Danny and convince him to stop his one man war (So the justice league can do their jobs), they start looking into why Ellie is latched on to Cass more specifically. Eventually, after some oddly suspicious symptoms show up, they find that Ellie did sucessfully start regrowing her body. As a embryo.
Now Cass gets to deal with being a pregnant teenage crime-fighting superhero / ballerina with a reincarnating half ghost clone child (Who is very vocal and active through the process) and a overstressed half ghost teenage superhero gene donor who is trying to help out with this whole kerfuffle, but can always find a way to make things worse.
Oh Ho!! This would be perfect for a Cass/Danny ship!
Danny: “We always joked that you were technically my daughter, but it was weird that you were physically two years younger than me. I guess now it wouldn’t be as weird.”
Cass: “Co-parents?”
The press would go nuts!
“Is that a baby bump showing on Cass Wayne?! And who is this mysterious young man who showed up? Is that the baby daddy?!”
Danny would become an over protective menace. Cass would constantly be talking him down from murder to protect them.
Cass: No murder!
Danny: But he hurt you!
Cass: No murder! You can't protect me from jail!
Danny:... Good point. Maiming it is!
Cass is such a good partner. She doesn’t need Danny to protect her, but she lets him do it anyway because it makes him feel better.
Cass thinks it's cute. And it does make it easier to keep him calm if he feels useful. Plus pregnancy? Stressful as fuck. She's happy to outsource some of that so she can rest. Who knew growing a whole human was such a high intensity activity!
Alfred. That's who. He takes Danny in hand as well. Puts those instincts to good work.
Alfred: Master Danny. Come with me to the kitchen. You should learn to cook. It will help you keep Miss Cass healthy.
Danny of course is RIGHT THERE. Takes every lesson in the kitchen with the same seriousness as a Bat does fighting. Learns all of Cass's favourites. Puddings, tea. Anything. Alfred is very smug about it all. Cass is eternally thankful to have some time to herself. Not that she hates the hovering. It's cute. But it is a bit much.
Had a thought. Danny absolutely summons Frostbite to get trained in ghost healing. Frostbite of course is thrilled to teach. And even more pleased to know the Great One's mirror child will be given the chance to be truly healthy soon!
Frostbite happily gives check ups to Cass, showing Danny how to do it. And then Danny has an idea. Ghost are empaths right? Is there a way for him to share the pain with Cass? For when she is having Ellie? Or a ghost way to make it easier for her?
Maybe it's just MY Ace projecting? But like? Free baby without having to sex? Nice(tm).
And you KNOW Ellie was all "!!!!! OH SHIT!" Etc at first? Like? She was ABSOLUTELY cool with stay a symbiote? Finding a way to separate and taking shots like she'd always done for the rest of time.
Bodily autonomy and consent are HUGE for the Phantoms. They are GHOSTS and furthermore, Ellie is a clone. He whole creation was Vlad stealing Danny's choices and then watching her brothers MELT.
Cass has been nothing but loving and super cool about all this! And now her Weird Ghostie Goo Powers and whatever the fuck a "Lazarus" is, are combining to high jack Cass' body to make her a BABY FACTORY!? OH HELL NO! Get rid of it!
She was probably hysterical. Nearly crying. A big ball of guilt and self loathing and distress.
And Cass? Is just quietly considering things. Ellie is right. It IS her body. And while she's calming Ellie down? She's thinking about what SHE wants.
Poor Bruce learning about the horrors of ectoplasm. It does NOT help that "Oh, Cass HAS Ecto. Just not enough ya know?" I'm sorry. My daughter has corrosive badness in her? How? Everyone in my family does? How? What do you mean we aren't baseline humans anymore! Even Tim? How?
Focus on the fact you're getting a grandchild Bruce. Focus on the baby! Focus on the fact the baby will have Martian like powers. .. And we are back to anxiety. Alfred! I need Xanax!
And yeah. It will be a great way to explore self perception. And relationships. And family bonds, how they form. How they are chosen. It's gonna be great!
Danny is going to be even more over protective than Bruce. Who is gonna see if and be like... Am I that bad? Is this how others see me? Oh no. I think I get the teasing about my back up plans now. Excellent! I have an Ally in this fight to keep my idiot children alive!
Bruce casually just speed running the “Am I that bad?” to obtaining an ally in planning fast enough to give everyone witnessing it some degree of whiplash.
I can just imagine Bruce, Danny, and possibly Tim working on so many (too many) contingency plans. Just collectively thinking up any and all risks and then how to handle those risks. Is this unhealthy? According to Alfred, yes. Will they continue? What Alfred doesn’t know (he knows, they know he knows, they’re just pretending that he doesn’t know) won’t hurt him.
Also, the crisis over ectoplasm is great. Bruce is gonna learn everything he can about how that affects everyone after that info bomb is dumped on him. He doesn’t want to be caught unawares like that again, especially with something that could hurt any of his kids (and soon-to-be grandkid).
Bruce and Danny on an increasing paranoia binge creating back ups for their back ups? Cass and Alfred just sigh and grab an idiot each.
The Justice League have to be warned about their tendencies. Danny won't prepare for self defence. But give him someone else he needs to protect? Oh boy.... (Oddly enough once he learned about the threat of Joker, the clown disappeared How strange)
Bruce: Jason, I can't believe you weaponised Danny like that!
Jason: .... Don't know what you mean B? What did he do?
Bruce: The Joker has gone missing!
Jason: Well. That sounds more like a blessing to be honest B. And anyway. Are we SURE it's another ploy of the clowns anyway??
Frostbite gets summoned over to help create a proper 'guide to care and feeding of halfas and liminals'. Frostbite is pleased Danny and Ellie are with a GOOD family now! Yes he CAN help with all the other liminals with icky ecto!
I'm happy to see how far you've taken my little addition to the idea. Let's add something else. All that ectoenergy which would start flowing within Cass during the symbiosis would have some consequence. Is it dragged out during birth, or does it remain within her? Does it turn some of her talents into powers? Like Bodyreading into empathy, stealth into invisibility, or Acrobatics into flight? And how does those powers affect the pregnancy?
So Cass becomes a Halfa due to the pregnancy? Interesting idea!
Short DPXDC Prompts #715
The Lazarus pit is made from an amalgamated swarm of blob ghosts. (The ghostly form of a Rat King, if you will) Each person that gets dipped into the Lazarus pit gets to be the host of a singular blob from the pit.
The blob ghost that gets freed from the pit tend to be a bit disorientated. After spending a long time stuck they tend to just be so used to lashing out to try to get free they don't notice right away that they are free. Once they do realize it most schooch out of the person and take off to find a natural portal back to the Infinite Realm.
Think of it like when people release wildlife from carriers. It can take them a bit to realize they can leave the transport box. It is why some people get pit madness for less time than others. The blob ghost they have just notices quicker that they are not stuck.
Now Jason just has the very shit luck and his blob ghost is doing the equivlant of an angry cat hiding under the back of the carrier and snarling and swiping at anything that tries to get it out. No, it will stay in this mostly safe place it does not want to leave.
~ Later ~
Danny just stares at Redhood with growing concern on his face as the night wore on. He had never been to Gotham until Skulker teamed up with Walker to hunt down some criminals for sport. When they get a moment of calm he just turns to Redhood as the other Batfam watch.
"Do you want me to get them out?" Danny asks
"Get what out?" Redhood asks. Something about Danny had the pit grumbling.
"The blob ghost." Danny says.
"The what?" Redhood questions.
"They are little ghosts that naturally form. You got one stuck in you, might not realize they can just leave. They can't be comfortable there and Gotham has enough natural thin spots that they can get back to the realms on their own. Plus they seem to be letting off some really bad vibes that can't be that nice for you." Danny says gesturing at all of Redhood.
"Are you saying Redhood is being possessed by a blob ghost and it is making him angry?" Red Robin asks.
"Not possessed, it also is not quite overshadowing. This is hard to explain. Blob ghosts are not strong enough to overshadow. They can influence your emotions with their own though. It is more like how holding a fussy baby makes you act different. Like they are cranky and you are trying to comfort them while dealing with your own stuff or people trying to help but the stress can just give you a short fuse." Danny rambles out.
He is meet with a snort of laughter from Nightwing.
"A cranky baby." Robin whispers.
"Yeah. I don't know how long they have been there. They might be stuck if it has been longer than a couple days. Have you felt unusually emotionally volatile? Bouts of explosive emotion that are overblown for the trigger?" Danny asks. Completely missing how all of the bats have zeroed in on him.
"Would murderous blind rage count?" Redhood asks. A yawning hole feels like it is forming in him at the implication.
"Yeah, that would. Little guy must have been really scared or hurt to make you feel like that. It won't hurt them at all to get them out and they will feel way better to not be stuck in you." Danny responds.
"What about Redhood? Would there be any adverse effects on him?" Batman asks, after materializing from the shadows. He had booked it over to them the moment the conversation had turned towards a possible cure for the pit madness.
"Maybe? He might try to like hit me when the blob ghost realizes I can touch it and lashes out in fright." Danny answers. Then pauses in though before saying.
"Uh. It might be a bit like an adrenaline crash once they are free from him." Danny finished saying.
"Do it." Redhood says.
cutiee!!

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I need Walon to end up at some hole in the wall planet where there’s just strills everywhere of all shapes and sizes and their as common as regular dogs so he can go full strill dad with other strill parents lol. This place could even be the strills home world and there’s little wild strills that are the equivalent of coyotes and wolves running around. Foxes would be like a flightless strill that keeps to the ground.
I want someone to point out that Walon has like, a fancy strill, like a slighthound (because I assume since Walon has had Mird since childhood Mird was probably a gift to him from another reagent family so he would be a fancy breed.) and so he realizes Mird might be a vicious capable beast but their not the craziest out there. There are others that come up past his waist in hight (like a wolf hound), huge shaggy ones that farmers put spiked collars on to protect them from other wild strills while they keep their owner’s livestock safe (like newfoundlands), ones that work in teams and pull things like carts and sleds, and teeny tiny ones that are so super smart. He’d be in strill heaven and Mird is absolutely coming back to him with a stray puppy they found and begging to keep it. Walon will say yes immediately because he cannot deny Mird ever.