Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1
Who is sexier?
Renée Minkowski
Faustina (Fucking) Fetamine
Voting ended on9h
Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):
She's a 40-something space captain who was desperate to be part of something and to matter, so she went to space. She puts on a serious, no-nonsense persona to feel capable, but she's actually a huge dork who loves poetry, musicals, and ice cream. She's a first-generation Polish immigrant, and her arc is very much tied up in that and in how she feels like she has to be the best at everything in order to have any worth. She's a failgirl who got rejected from the NASA space program five times. She spent two weeks hunting a plant monster in the vents of her ship. She Russian-Rouletted a guy into turning off the bomb he was trying to blow up the ship with. She killed the main villain of the series with the same harpoon she used to kill the plant monster. She loves her crew and would protect them with her life. She learns to embrace her own identity outside of externally-given roles. She's frighteningly competitive in board games. What's not to love?
There's nothing hotter than a beat up woman who shoots a harpoon. And Minkowski is that woman.
Faustina (Fucking) Fetamine (KILLJAM XXX):
SHE'S FAUSTINA FUCKING FETAMINE THE KILLJAM QUEEN!!! SHE'S UNDEFEATED! SHE KILLED SOMEONE WITH HER THIGHS! SHE LOVES UNICORNS AND PINK! SHE'S FAUSTINA FUCKING FETAMINE!!!
Art of Renée Minkowski courtesy of @design-bug.