I are admin

are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

there are no rules to this giveaway just someone please take these shit elephants

im not even joking like I’ll mail them anywhere and you can have my these elephants drawings that i scribbled all over hanging on your wall or burning in your fire place and just like/reblog by July 3rd and you can maybe have these shitty elephants

I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog 

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

when your crush likes your selfie

the fault in our swag

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

fifteen days left!  Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent!  You know you want it.

i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe