as pleased as punch.

“i’m not bitter” i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

Heteronormativity is so ingrained in us from childhood that little girls can’t even recognise when they have little crushes on other girls, and that’s why being gay is seen as an “adult” thing; only when you’re old enough to reason critically are you able to recognise the crushes you had as a child. There’s no such thing as being too young to be gay, but there is such thing as being too young to fully understand heteronormativity.

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will i do then

i sing a lot for someone who can’t sing

I can’t believe my nipples are illegal