!!! SHRIMPO !!!

"... IT WASNT ON PURPOSE? LOSER."

"I hate yuri"

…yeah shrimpo?

…(sigh) I’ll be there in a half hour. Drink lots of fluids!!

"Ewghhh..."

I’ll bring some soup and bread and stuff!! Love you!!

"Eeuughhhhh"

*scholar hangs up*

*and shrimpo stayed in the bathroom, face on the toilet seat*

*a half hour later, there was a knock on his room door!*

*grrooaaannn...*

Are you decent shrimpo?

"....yeaahh.."

*shrimpo had his face in the toilet.. unflushed, so there was a yucky smell of vomit..*

…I got tylenol!

*he lifted his head.. he did not look good.. his fur was messy and puffy, his breathing was heavy, and he looked very tired..*

I got some food, tea, and some soup, as well as the Tylenol!

Mhm… grilled cheese and tomato soup always helps me when I’m sick, so it’ll be good for you too!! Hopefully-

"Im not hungryy.."

Well you still need to eat! You’ll feel better, I promise! Come lay down!

"I dont wanna.."

Just do it shrimpo, you’ll feel better!!

"... carry me.."

*siiigh* *he picks up tha shrimp, carrying him to bed*

*shrimpo was clearly very comfortable being carried- bro gripped onto scholars shirt*

Pft- I get, I like being carried too…

"Mmph.."

…want me to just hold you?

*...he nodded*

Hehe, alright… do you want your soup or grilled cheese first?

"None.."

*sigh* Please? You need to eat something…

"M' stomach hurts..."

*he took the thermos with both, shaky hands, and slowly slipped the tea!*

*it was green herbal tea! Good for you! Tasted… decent.* Thank you…

*he took it, smiling* That’s a good thing, it tastes better hot. Like soup and grilled cheese~ please eat something…

"Nooo..."

Please bud? It’ll make you feel better, I promise!!

"I tried to eat earlier.."

What?

"Like.. this morning.. I tried to eat a cookie but I threw it up.."

Exactly, a Cookie!! Soup, bread, and cheese are better for your stomach and will help settle it!

"Mmmphh.."

Please bud? You’ll feel better!! I’m a doctor, and your really not gonna trust me?

"... aren't you unemployed..?"

…never said I still practiced! Also I’m a free lance inventor!!

"... yeah so unemployed..."

…just eat the food please-

"Okay.."

*he hands shrimpo the bowl of soup and a spoon*

*he huffed and started eating the soup!*

"Nuh uh.."

Alright…

…hm… can you eat some of the grilled cheese too?

"I dont wanna throw up again.. my throat still hurts..."

*he shook his head and put his face in Scholars shoulder...*

Hehe… *he hugged him!*

"... he pouted and leaned further into the hug.. he clearly didn't feel well*

Poor buddy… you’ll feel better soon…

"I wanna feel better now.."

Not how it works bud…

"Make it work.."

I can’t, you’ll live, I promise!!

*bro just pouted more..*

It’ll be over soon bud… just a few days…

"Days..?!"

I believe so…

"UGHH.."

Yeahhhh… how’s your testosterone supply?

"Empty.. its been for a few days.."

Ohh… hm… all I have on me is an injection… would you like it, or would you rather wait a bit for pills?

"Pills.. I dont like shots"

Of course bud…

"... I miss leebs.. he helps me when im sick.. how much longer until he's back from vacation?"

………I don’t know………

…need a tissue?

Alright… think you can eat some more?

"I can try i guess..."

Soup or grilled cheese?

"Either.."

*scholar hands him the grilled cheese!!*

*shrimpo started eating it!!.. minus the crust..*

Oh… don’t like the crust?

Alright, I’ll start cutting the crusts off for you.

"Thank you.."

Of course bud!!

*he finished grilled cheese!!*

Thank you bud… how ya feeling?

"Gross.."

Fair, hehe…

"My stomach hurts.."

…do you feel like your gonna puke?

*he shook his head..*

Alright… want some Tylenol?

"No.."

Hm… alright… how about you just lay down? I’m sure you’ll be better after a nap…

"No! I dont need sleep.. sleep is gross!"

Alright, how about a shower? Those always make me feel better…

"Ughhh... noooooo.."

Why not?

"Because i don't wanna.. im comfortable.."

*sigh* About we both lay down? You can sleep on top of me… a nap will do you good.

"You wont like laying in my bed..."

Why not?

"Its not super soft.. you'll hurt your old back"

I’m not that old… *Svholar lays down on the bed, shitpo on his chest* See? I’m fiiine…

*shrimpo hummed and laid his head down on scholars chest and made himself comfy!!*

*Scholar runs his hand along shrimpos head fin, smiling…*

*shrimpo flinched and shivered at first.. but he got used to it and purred!!*

Adorable… *bigass yawn*

Surrre it does…

*he pawed at Scholars face again*

Hehehe… your paws are soft…

Pft- it’s fine shrimpo…

Ah fuck…

*yeah the food in his stomach was long gone*

You ok shrimpo?

*GROSS VOMITTING*

*Scholar went to the bathroom and sat beside shitpo*

*and shrimpo was still puking.. and dry heaving*

*Scholar is lightly rubbing his back*

*shrimpo groaned and finally stopped..*

Feel better buddy?

Sorry bud… nothing I can do…

*he sat on and leaned on scholar*

*hug!*

*shrimpo whined and hugged back*

Just a few days and it’ll be over…

"'s dumb.. I want it to be over now!"

Sorry bud… wish I could…

*Scholar picks up shrimpo!*

*he groaned and put his head on Scholars shoulder like before*

*He runs his back and bounces him gently to comfort him*

"My throat hurts.."

Sorry bud… why don’t you take a nap? It’ll help…

"Noo.. you'll leave.."

No I won’t… I’ll stay right beside you, I promise…

"Will you lay with me..?"

Of course my child…

"Mkay.."

*Scholar heads to the bed, setting shrimpo down and laying beside him, hugging him*

*shrimpo went to sleep!!.. immediately. Like.. not even a full minute...*

…yeah shrimpo?

…(sigh) I’ll be there in a half hour. Drink lots of fluids!!

"Ewghhh..."

I’ll bring some soup and bread and stuff!! Love you!!

"Eeuughhhhh"

*scholar hangs up*

*and shrimpo stayed in the bathroom, face on the toilet seat*

*a half hour later, there was a knock on his room door!*

*grrooaaannn...*

Are you decent shrimpo?

"....yeaahh.."

*shrimpo had his face in the toilet.. unflushed, so there was a yucky smell of vomit..*

…I got tylenol!

*he lifted his head.. he did not look good.. his fur was messy and puffy, his breathing was heavy, and he looked very tired..*

I got some food, tea, and some soup, as well as the Tylenol!

Mhm… grilled cheese and tomato soup always helps me when I’m sick, so it’ll be good for you too!! Hopefully-

"Im not hungryy.."

Well you still need to eat! You’ll feel better, I promise! Come lay down!

"I dont wanna.."

Just do it shrimpo, you’ll feel better!!

"... carry me.."

*siiigh* *he picks up tha shrimp, carrying him to bed*

*shrimpo was clearly very comfortable being carried- bro gripped onto scholars shirt*

Pft- I get, I like being carried too…

"Mmph.."

…want me to just hold you?

*...he nodded*

Hehe, alright… do you want your soup or grilled cheese first?

"None.."

*sigh* Please? You need to eat something…

"M' stomach hurts..."

*he took the thermos with both, shaky hands, and slowly slipped the tea!*

*it was green herbal tea! Good for you! Tasted… decent.* Thank you…

*he took it, smiling* That’s a good thing, it tastes better hot. Like soup and grilled cheese~ please eat something…

"Nooo..."

Please bud? It’ll make you feel better, I promise!!

"I tried to eat earlier.."

What?

"Like.. this morning.. I tried to eat a cookie but I threw it up.."

Exactly, a Cookie!! Soup, bread, and cheese are better for your stomach and will help settle it!

"Mmmphh.."

Please bud? You’ll feel better!! I’m a doctor, and your really not gonna trust me?

"... aren't you unemployed..?"

…never said I still practiced! Also I’m a free lance inventor!!

"... yeah so unemployed..."

…just eat the food please-

"Okay.."

*he hands shrimpo the bowl of soup and a spoon*

*he huffed and started eating the soup!*

"Nuh uh.."

Alright…

…hm… can you eat some of the grilled cheese too?

"I dont wanna throw up again.. my throat still hurts..."

*he shook his head and put his face in Scholars shoulder...*

Hehe… *he hugged him!*

"... he pouted and leaned further into the hug.. he clearly didn't feel well*

Poor buddy… you’ll feel better soon…

"I wanna feel better now.."

Not how it works bud…

"Make it work.."

I can’t, you’ll live, I promise!!

*bro just pouted more..*

It’ll be over soon bud… just a few days…

"Days..?!"

I believe so…

"UGHH.."

Yeahhhh… how’s your testosterone supply?

"Empty.. its been for a few days.."

Ohh… hm… all I have on me is an injection… would you like it, or would you rather wait a bit for pills?

"Pills.. I dont like shots"

Of course bud…

"... I miss leebs.. he helps me when im sick.. how much longer until he's back from vacation?"

………I don’t know………

…need a tissue?

Alright… think you can eat some more?

"I can try i guess..."

Soup or grilled cheese?

"Either.."

*scholar hands him the grilled cheese!!*

*shrimpo started eating it!!.. minus the crust..*

Oh… don’t like the crust?

Alright, I’ll start cutting the crusts off for you.

"Thank you.."

Of course bud!!

*he finished grilled cheese!!*

Thank you bud… how ya feeling?

"Gross.."

Fair, hehe…

"My stomach hurts.."

…do you feel like your gonna puke?

*he shook his head..*

Alright… want some Tylenol?

"No.."

Hm… alright… how about you just lay down? I’m sure you’ll be better after a nap…

"No! I dont need sleep.. sleep is gross!"

Alright, how about a shower? Those always make me feel better…

"Ughhh... noooooo.."

Why not?

"Because i don't wanna.. im comfortable.."

*sigh* About we both lay down? You can sleep on top of me… a nap will do you good.

"You wont like laying in my bed..."

Why not?

"Its not super soft.. you'll hurt your old back"

I’m not that old… *Svholar lays down on the bed, shitpo on his chest* See? I’m fiiine…

*shrimpo hummed and laid his head down on scholars chest and made himself comfy!!*

*Scholar runs his hand along shrimpos head fin, smiling…*

*shrimpo flinched and shivered at first.. but he got used to it and purred!!*

Adorable… *bigass yawn*

Surrre it does…

*he pawed at Scholars face again*

Hehehe… your paws are soft…

Pft- it’s fine shrimpo…

Ah fuck…

*yeah the food in his stomach was long gone*

You ok shrimpo?

*GROSS VOMITTING*

*Scholar went to the bathroom and sat beside shitpo*

*and shrimpo was still puking.. and dry heaving*

*Scholar is lightly rubbing his back*

*shrimpo groaned and finally stopped..*

Feel better buddy?

Sorry bud… nothing I can do…

*he sat on and leaned on scholar*

*hug!*

*shrimpo whined and hugged back*

Just a few days and it’ll be over…

"'s dumb.. I want it to be over now!"

Sorry bud… wish I could…

*Scholar picks up shrimpo!*

*he groaned and put his head on Scholars shoulder like before*

*He runs his back and bounces him gently to comfort him*

"My throat hurts.."

Sorry bud… why don’t you take a nap? It’ll help…

"Noo.. you'll leave.."

No I won’t… I’ll stay right beside you, I promise…

"Will you lay with me..?"

Of course my child…

"Mkay.."

Latte: ... You have 3 seconds to say sorry before I have some sushi for a snack.

"FUCK YOU, NEVER."