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girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

OH MY FUCKING GOSH 😭

bruh this third time this shit came on my dash and its only been 5 minutes. STOP.

I hate this 🙄

Idgaf about this post, i just love my mama so much ima do the shit lol

Sorry guys

Opps. Sorry bud but I love my mom