Dad

any dads on tumblr? are there any dads logged on?

There better not be.

Hi, forcegothing you all! I’m dad.

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

Hello, Simultaneously Both Stupid and Pretentious. I’m dad!

Now that’s what I call a HOT DAWG

I'm silly ass hell

:(

I'm silly ass hell

Hi, Silly Ass Hell. I’m Dad!

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

It's a lot of work but as long as you're not me I'm sure you'll do great

this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

eat the what

the glass

Don’t forget the ass too, slugger.

LUFFY CAN STRETCH?? LIKE FULL ON JAKE THE DOG SHIT?? HES NOT JUST SOME AUTISTIC GUY???

this is as funny as when it was 2000 and One Piece was actually brand new and nobody in America had heard about it and I was at my first ever convention and walked into a screening room to see luffy on a wooden raft with no context and I just assumed in a very tired and disoriented state that I was looking at an anime adaptation of Tom Sawyer and I still thought this when Tom Sawyer started stretching because I mean it's the Japanese animated adaptation duh but I did start to realize something was up by the time Tom Sawyer was fighting a clown that can fall apart.

I'm dying. you're killing me.

Hi dying. I’m dad.

Hello, In the Zone. I’m dad.

on their clit like morse code

"S.O.S. we're going down"

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

Hi never heard from again. I’m Dad.

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*