I definitely do not think of you, James Joyce... not after having to read, understand and analyse Ulysses for a one whole fucking semester

lukewarm vampires

no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires

#if i cant lie on my vampire wife like bathroom tile when it gets hot then whats the point

#vampire husband with a pussy so cold it kills my boner

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

and what if i stalk your account every 5 minutes that's between me and god

not a big fan of angry remus but a hugeeee fan of Grumpy Remus. remus who constantly wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. remus who grumbles to himself when the first years are being too loud. remus who huffs and rolls his eyes if you interrupt his reading. when the moon gets near, he doesn’t take the frustration out on anyone else, but he definitely will moan and groan and generally Be Unhappy about it

the biggest act of love Andrew has ever done for Neil I think it’s when Neil was too much hurt to shower and he helped him. When he covered his bandages to not get them wet and he helped him out of his clothes and took his time to clean him. When he says “you’re a mess” so fondly, so caring, without being mean or without making him feel bad about it. You know what they say when two people are getting married, “in sickness and in health”, Andrew is such a great lover. The way he was consistent with his care, when Neil was hurt and when Neil was okay. I hold this pages of the kings men so close to my heart. Cause Andrew did so well, even though he went insane at the notion of losing Neil, in his craziness, he was perfect at taking care of him, at grounding him, gifting him matching armbands, cause he understands and he knows how does it feel to have scars and to not want them to be shown to others, the stares, the quiet condescending, the questions, the judging, the fake compassion. He knows it all and he never wants Neil to feel it too. When he let him stay in the shower, when he first let Neil see him so vulnerable when all the other time he couldn’t and he always wanted Neil out of the room, when he scrubbed him dry and when he wore Neil’s clothes in front of everyone, without a care in the world, when he opened the snack for him cause he couldn’t, when he prepared drinks for him at their holiday and let him chill a little bit, when he put his hand under Neil’s pillow. How I love him. How I cherish their love.

AFTG is a very good example of narrator bias, because if we didn’t get a book from Jean and Jeremy’s POVs we would have no way of knowing the world does not actually in fact revolve around one Andrew Minyard