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okay good excuse to mention something that I noticed and have No Idea What It Could Mean and tbh it COULD mean nothing and just be an error/oversight but there is enough for me to have a reasonable doubt.
The lenses in Spamton’s glasses flip if you do the Neo fight and spare him. From pink-yellow to yellow-pink
Like. SpamtonNeo has the flipped lenses and you go “oh just because that’s how asymmetrical sprites work in video games”.
but then his post-fight sprite still has the flipped lenses.
and if we look at his glitching sprites where he faces the other way, they’re pink-yellow. But to be fair, if you were the artist working on these it would be easier to keep track and keep it consistent vs…
Ch3 where the lenses are flipped yellow-pink but also he’s coming from the other side and that was likely done after a lengthy break from sprite work on him
and the only reason I’m mentioning it now is because this is yellow-pink and has Spamton and Tenna on the (suspiciously pipis-like) backpack
Again this could seriously genuinely mean nothing and just be oversights because asymmetrical characters are tricky but also… idk Spamton’s glasses are the most iconic thing about him. And more importantly, it’s my blog I can be insane if I want
No muse for rp right now since I've been working on a lot of art projects and also I was in the hospital for a week. I wanted to say hello to everyone though and send good wishes.
... maybe that will change in two weeks because that Ch5 announcement. Why was Spamton in the trailer for one second lmao... what does it mean <- fnaf guy speculation
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Been thinking about my blog but been going through it the past week from work + chronic pain + pain from the incident (I sustained some mild injuries at a work party lol)
Anyway, I see messages and intend to reply to them!
Conversation? Opportunity? He tries not to deal in friends these days but... well! You're on his publicly owned but emotionally claimed turf, buddy! And he's [ so alone ].
『 I DIDN;'T [ accuse you of crimes ]. I CAN'T. I WON'T. I SHAN'T, I WOULD,;N'T!!!!!!! 』
But now that you suspiciously mention it, and he takes a second look... Right. He may have jumped the gun. This is Cyber City, it might be business as usual. The puppet's tune changes in an instant.
『 OK. M4YBE [ 1 ]. PL43SE DO.;NT TAKE MY> [[ merchandise ]] !!!!!! 』
He's quite attached to his pillow and doesn't want to risk this individual finding it. It's the only furniture he has left.
『 I'LL PAY YOU TO [[ hush up ]] AND NOT HURT ME. DE4L?????? 』
Ah... This all felt a bit sudden. He seemed too eager. Was it only because they were a lightner? They still didn't quite understand what that was all about.
Regardless, they didn't feel immediate danger. Even if they couldn't help straightening up a slight bit when he stepped closer to them.
“I—... uh. Well. I feel fine.” A quiet groan. How were they supposed to respond? There was no way they'd bring themself to just... sleep out there.
But then again, they'd rather not get on anyone's bad side. Even if they didn't really feel threatened by the puppet man. And the more they got to learn about these Dark Worlds, the better.
“... I mean, uh... if you really feel like it, I guess I won't stop you.” Whatever an "adventure" could mean for this guy.
『 THEN THE [[ departing now! No refunds! Tour of your life ]] IT IS. GOOD CHOICES, KID. YOU'LL [ regret it ]. AEHAHA. 』
Okay. A tour, a tour... where can he go without being kicked out or forcibly removed from the premises?
... Well, the public streets is a good place to begin! The puppet is eager to lead you off the path and out along the street to a hustling and bustling intersection.
Spamton looks over his shoulder to watch you.
.... You do follow, right? Or are you going to [ flee like the rest ] ? He can never be too sure with customers...
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OKAY. GOOD, GOOD, GREAT!!! They're not backing away in subdued fear like most of his potential customers do. It's just an uncomfortable lean, he can work with that! This is a win.
If he can just get a few, if he can just snowball, if he can just get a little help-- if he can just--
『 BUT THERE IS NEED FOR C0NC.ERN!! YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED. YOU LOOK [[ dead ]]. WHAT YOU NEED IS TO SLEEP LIKE A KING OR QUEEN. T4KE YOUR PICK OF MONARCH. AND I HAVE JUST THE THING... FOR YOU. 』
The puppet takes a few steps closer. Do you hear him out?
Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes.
Then again, maybe they won't be interested in that but rather this!
『 OR!!! OR!!!! OR!!! IF N0T [[ luxury bedding ]] THEN HOW ABOUT A T0UR??? WITH YOUR PAL SPA M TONG;;. I CAN SHOW YOU [[ scenic views ]] AND. ADVENTURE. YOU SAID YOU;RE NEW. AND NEWBEES GET FAN-TASMIC PerKS!! THE CH0ICE IS YOURS!!! TODAY ONLY. GO ON AND DECIDE BEFORE I [[ throw up ]]!! 』
Haha! Two potential deals! No way will they run away in terror now!
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Window down, breeze in their "hair," right, Spamton?
"Let's check out the outskirts." He hasn't been out there much yet, and surely that will give them room to drive without smacking into any unsuspecting Darkners.
Even with the thrill of the open road, Battat's mind still wanders back to their previous conversation. He glances at Spamton out of the corner of his eye.
"By the way..." Casual. Totally casual. "Do you think reaching the Light is really possible?"
Hey, he has hair! He thinks it's still his, at least...
『 YOU GOT IT, BUCKO. 』
He's thinking the same thing. Then he can be as reckless as he pleases! Hang on, Battat and Pluey! When he gets a taste of open air, he's gonna floor it as a treat.
Pluey squeaks a startled note and clings.
It's bitter sweet when the conversation reminds him of what they are, and where they are.
『 THE LIGHT CAN C0ME DOWN HERE. WHY NOT THE REV3RSE ????? 』
Sure, he's never seen or heard of a Darkner going to the Light World but that doesn't mean it's impossible. Besides, even if his wings were clipped he still got a taste of it.