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@hypmicfacts
normal people:
Ichiro Yamada
Saburo Yamada
Jyuto Iruma
Ramuda Amemura
Gentaro Yumeno
Jakurai Jinguji
Doppo Kannonzaka
Jyushi Aimono
Hitoya Amaguni
Sasara Nurude
Rosho Tsutsujimori
on trial for pulling this fucking bullshit right here:
Jiro Yamada
Samatoki Aohitsugi
Rio Mason Busujima
Dice Arisugawa
Hifumi Izanami
Kuko Harai
Rei Amayado
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ik i’ve been dead for a long time but i made this while not existing lol
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You sit at the doctor's office, listening as the doctor gives your beloved man, the light of your life, his diagnosis. The air is heavy around you, tension thick enough to cut with a scalpel. Dr. Jinguji gives his diagnosis: "Your ass is flat. There is nothing we can do about it, I'm sorry."
You let out a single tear, Doppo just looks his usual, stressed self as if he expected the outcome. You beg him, asking if there is anything, anything that he could do. Each plea was met with some variation of "I'm sorry, there isn't.”. Yet you still persisted till finally he sighed and made a passing mention of needing a donor that just so happens to have a fat, juicy, luscious, absolutely delicious ass but those are hard to come by.
"How much ass do you need?" you ask, desperate.
Dr. Jinguji remains silent, pensive in thought before sighing. "Moderately juicy could possibly work." You give him a look and he understands.
Doppo, still lamenting in his misery, does not notice. A small smile lights up his face when he's informed that you know someone who has a moderately juicy ass, absolutely firm and popping bouncing coins right off of it.
A few weeks later Doppo wakes up from his surgery, scrambling to see you near him and ask how it went. He sees you asleep on the couch and calls your name out softly. You stir from sleep, gifting him with a tender loving smile as you shrug off the jacket working as an impromptu jacket and run over to him.
He freezes seeing your ass.
Your ass was gone.
Horrified he asks what the FUCK just happened to your moderately juicy ass. Dr. Jakurai, still busy noting down the last of Doppo's paperwork looks at him solemnly and asks: "Who do you think donated their ass to you?"
sorry i forgot i had a tumblr all i’ve been doing is reading people’s life drama on reddit forgive me i’ll amend this now
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Biggest Amount of Swag:
Ichiro Yamada
Samatoki Aohitsugi
Rio Mason Busujima
Jakurai Jinguji
Sasara Nurude
Reasonable Amount of Swag:
Jiro Yamada
Gentaro Yumeno
Hifumi Izanami
Kuko Harai
Jyushi Aimono
Swag Deficient:
Saburo Yamada
Jyuto Iruma
Dice Arisugawa
Doppo Kannonzaka
Rosho Tsutsujimori
Swagless Disgusting Men:
Ramuda Amemura
Hitoya Amaguni
Rei Amayado
Sasara is too funny for jail is he paroled for reasons of comedy
Sasara pleads not guilty, claims "it was just a prank"
Well let's see, Ichiro & Kuko were enforcers for a loan shark, Sasara used to be a gang member with Samatoki, Saburo hacked into a government database, Jiro has an informant w/ a dubious background, Jyuto is literally a corrupt cop, & I think Rio lives in a national park(?) & I'm p sure that's a crime
Rio is baby, thus absolving him of any crimes and shall serve no sentence. Everyone else including the literal 14 year old? Good luck in jail ig
haha jk…………
unless……………………?
HypMic fact: the majority of characters are known criminals & it's never resolved
The last scene of the grand hypmic finale is all of them sitting in one jail cell. Ramuda has no chance of parole after committing every single crime ever. Nemu and Rio shed a single tear as they sit on the other side after Samatoki was thrown in (again). Rei is finally caught for his mlm (multi level marketing) crimes and spreading his rancid vibes which is a federal offence. Otome is also there, serving a minium of ten life sentences for her disregard of the Geneva convention. She is forced to bond with her son Dice for once in her life.
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guess i gotta also do a vibe check for the group songs also a thankfully not as long list:
can easily fortnite dance to no problem: Hoodstar, T.D.D. Legend, Ikebukuro West Game Park, Division Rap Battle, Ah Osaka Dreamin’ Night, Battle Battle Battle
evoke the same emotion you feel mere seconds before punching someone square in the jaw, but with more adrenaline: Division Battle Anthem, War War War, Death Respect, Gimme the Mic
evoke the same emotion you feel mere seconds before punching someone square in the jaw with the same amount of adrenaline: Alternative Rap Battle
grimace_emoji.png: The Champion
they really do be letting Samatoki say whatever the fuck he wants huh: Dead Pools
the funk is spectacular overall a very good jam: Bad Ass Temple Funky Sounds, Good Morning Ikebukuro
subliminal transformation to turn you into the lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to girl: Stella, Papillon
used to be chill but now all you get is flashbacks to your horrible attempts to full combo this song on expert mode as your brain fails to comprehend the notes coming at you at speed 7 even after successfully full comboing every other song: Yokohama Walker, Shibuya Marble Texture
a concerningly very intense religious experience during an afternoon bus drive back home when Doppo pops off: Shinjuku Style
accidentally vibe checking all the hypmic solos instead of making it just a few like i wanted initially, a tragically really long list:
can fortnite dance to no problem: Moonlight Shadow, Champagne Gold, Gangsta’s Paradise, Tragic Transistor, Sougyaran Bam, G Anthem of Y-City
grimace_emoji.png: New Star, What’s My Name?, 2DIE4
WatchMojo Top Ten Bangers (in no order particular) (also it’s just 8 of them): I Am Ichiro, Bayside Smoking Blues, 3$Even, Uncrushable, Drops, Scramble Gamble, This Means War, One and Two, and Law
subliminal transformation to turn you into the lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to girl: Scenario Liar, Calyx, Own Stage
spectacular vibes absolutely chilled: Break the Wall, School of IKB
windows error noise (sexy edition): Pink Coloured Love
loopable especially during emotional breakdowns where all you do is ferment in your own misery alongside the emotions you bottle up and hope the cork never pops open: Tigridia
would be able to fortnite dance to no problem but it sucks purely by association: Faces
the french were really onto something when they invented the guillotine we should bring it back: Black or White
The seven trumpets ring in your ears, merciless, cold, and haunting despite their harmonious melody. You worry how your virtues will weigh against your sins before God’s divine court: Labyrinth Wall, Requiem
It’s eleven twenty three pm as you walk out from the club, the moonlight illuminating your darkened world alongside the stars scattered across the night sky, your night far from over as you can feel your heart beat a heartfelt melody as you remember the caress of your lover against your arm as you danced together: Don’t Stop the Party
You kneel by the pews before the magnificent cross bearing the crucified Jesus Christ before you as you pray for guidance in your darkest times, confessing to God you no longer remember why he brought you to this earth. The sun softly shining through the colourful stained glass of the church blankets you warmer than usual, God’s unconditional love for you promising that your hardships will pass: You Are Therefore I Am
Ryūichi Kijima (Hifumi's Va) says that HifuDoppo is cannon and Seiyuu's never lie.
HypMic Fact of the Day:
This ask being right.
when ur birthday bro’s chicken nuggies don’t come immediately upon ordering
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fuck yeah we got the uh
S E X N U M B E R
No fucking ass a literal crater:
Rei Amayado
Hitoya Amaguni
No ass but fat and juicy in spirit:
Doppo Kannonzaka
Jakurai Jinguji
Kuko Harai
Jyushi Aimono
Rosho Tsutsujimori
Unfortunately has a nice ass (won't shut up about it):
Jyuto Iruma
Ramuda Amemura
Dice Arisugawa
Hifumi Izanami
Humble Fat Ass Haver:
Samatoki Aohitsugi
Ichiro Yamada
Sasara Nurude
Gentaro Yumeno
Four course meal for a family of ten:
Rio Mason Busujima
