Hypnosis Mic Headcanon

Ichiro: The store was quiet so I wrote a new rap single

Saburo: I was practicing my coding

Ichiro: Saburo...

Saburo:

Saburo: Fine. I hacked the Pentagon again

Jakurai, choking: Wha-

Saburo: You didn't connect shit

Ichiro: Yes, Jiro?

Jiro: How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it’s running?

Ichiro, chuckling: Now why would you want to know that Jiro?

Jiro:

Ichiro:

Ramuda: *winks at him* Do you work for the postal service? Because I see you checking out my package.

Jakurai: *jabs the needle violently into his back*

Rosho: *reaches out to grab a towel*

Sasara: *hands him a towel*

Rosho: *takes the towel*

A pause.

Dice: Uh. You. Your face. I like it.

Gentaro: That would be about when the girl walks out.

Dice: Baby no, come back. PLEASE MAKE BABIES WITH ME.

Ramuda: THAT'S MY BOY.

Dice: Give me a week

Gentaro:

Dice:

Dice: FIVE SECOND RULE

Gentaro: Dice nO