keep passing the open windows

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

the world hates nocturnal girls

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”