"Hail to the king, baby!"

Borderlands zine art ~

ⓧ TRUST JACK

“That sentence had too many syllables. Apologise!” “see ya… bitch.” “i’m not going to say you owe me, but i’m implying it.” “Fear me, bitches!” “Burn all the babies!” “stronger, smarter, more sexually attractive.” “well played… bitch.” “Heyoo!” “Catch-a-ride~!” “Full disclosure: I will absolutely stab you in the back somewhere down the road.” “Nipple Salads!” “Better dead than a damsel.” “Shoot me in the face!” “Kill them! Politely, if possible.” “Tell my wife… she’s… a bitch.” “Don’t take my stuff.” “Good plan, Great Plan” “I PUNCH the initiative!” “Avoid the bullets! AVOID them!” “You get a bullet, and you get a bullet. Everybody gets a bullet!” “Did you see that?  Her head went Pbbbbt.” “If you could do me a favour and off yourself that would be great.” “These pretzels suck.” “You didn’t think you’re getting out of here ALIVE, did you?” “Did you know that 97% of pandoras citizens are not exploding right now?!” “I am gonna smack the bitch outta you!” “Shh. Don’t worry baby. I’ll take good care of you.” “Feeling overburdened by money?” “Wow. Bravo. Champagne. Cheers. High-five. Slow clap.” “This Eridium stuff is the tits!” “Time to compensate!” “Oh god, is he screaming again?” “I regret everything!” “That was too easy.”

open hold the door open for them.

So what are you waiting for, cupcake? Get yourself some more publicity!

‘Still more HEROIC then you.’

Handsome Jack Answers Your Questions… Handsomely

probably been done before but i did a meme