Jay isn't ok /j

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

Hey gamers! As you know I am officially the CEO of Bonkers that’s why I’m doing a reanimated for it! If anyone is interested you can view this doc!!

we as a society need to put more focus on robotic love interests who are quite literally just giant fucking computers. this girl is a big blocky machine. takes up a whole room. not a single limb in sight. everything she says is barely comprehensible because her voice sounds so weird. yes it does make her 50x sexier

who is glados

hey. dont cry. one million dykes in the world okay?

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