aziraphale apologist first and human second

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

everyone loves masturbating but i feel like australians have got that shit down

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

In bidens America everyone is from New Jersey

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

clit is short for classical literature

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason