The Hype Journey

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

You know what, i need it lmao

This makes these commercials 100 times better

I love practical effects!

This is so awesome! I will take practical effects over CGI any day!

Literally .. dead.

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

I DON’T hate being in photos and I’d still do this.

SUPER PARENTING.

i'm not even gonna say rest in peace because it’s bigger than death. i never met the man (i was too nervous the one time i saw him) and i never saw him play live, regrettably. i only know the legends I’ve heard from folks and what i’ve heard and seen from his deep catalog of propellant, fearless, virtuosic work. my assessment is that he learned early on how little value to assign to someone else’s opinion of you.. an infectious sentiment that seemed soaked into his clothes, his hair, his walk, his guitar and his primal scream. he wrote my favorite song of all time, ‘when you were mine’. it’s a simple song with a simple melody that makes you wish you thought of it first, even though you never would have - a flirtatious brand of genius that feels approachable.  he was a straight black man who played his first televised set in bikini bottoms and knee high heeled boots, epic. he made me feel more comfortable with how i identify sexually simply by his display of freedom from and irreverence for obviously archaic ideas like gender conformity etc. he moved me to be more daring and intuitive with my own work by his demonstration - his denial of the prevailing model...his fight for his intellectual property - ‘slave’ written across the forehead, name changed to a symbol... an all out rebellion against exploitation. A vanguard and genius by every metric I know of who affected many in a way that will outrun oblivion for a long while. I’m proud to be a Prince fan(stan) for life.

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

PUSSY OUT TO SCARE THE DEVIL AWAY

In case you need some ideas for banishing spells against unwanted spirits.

Perfect for Halloween this year. Flash all the ghouls and goblins

West Palm Florida .. ladies wassup with the smoke and stroke before we binge and I feed you snacks and rub ya butt .. 😩🙌🏾

this is why i dont date lol i be tryna build somethin, not everyone wants to build something. some people are content just renting.

There’s nothing wrong with that. You plan to be a wife, not a girlfriend.

And for the men planning to be husbands, be strong, be diligent, be humble .. and also be nasty my guy. They love that “balance”

Yeah fuck her it’s worth it to be safe

She fuck 2 dudes two weeks into y’all break ma dude..leave her!

We just broke up and you fucked two guys .. YOUUUU BEEN WANTED TO FUCK, THAT AINT NEW!! Move on and get YOUR groove on .. #Facts

Lmfaooooooooo I thought somebody slowed the video down 😂😂😂

^^^ i swear 😂

When I get on .. 😭😂😭🙌🏾

when yo nigga finally convinces you to cosplay

I wanted to watch this and laugh but I’m actually in love with this. These are my aspirations.

HEREZ another 1 !!!

This nigga done found a gf🤣🤣🤣