“– What? Oh sorry, yeah, no one’s sitting here, it’s all yours.”

“Thanks man. No worries, you looked miles away, I felt kinda cruel. Anywhere nice?”

She’s something odd and uncertain, half of her was made of stars, full of death and filled with light; her other half was made of scars, full of life and filled with darkness.

“I wasn’t going to jump onto an old lady, I had no choice but to let her. The look on her face was priceless though.”

“What a nosy, sad old hag.”

When you forgot that homecoming is tomorrow…oops.

Oh man, how did you forget? No one has talked about anything else all week.

I am running away but I prefer to call it a strategic retreat.

“I got my phone taken away today in class, and didn’t have the time to lock it before my crusty old teacher snatched it away. Long story short, she ended up going through all my shit and sending me to the office for having nudes saved from half of her class.”

“Dude that is fucked up, she’s not allowed to go through your personal shit. Surely?”

They will actually. Man, I wanna be a descendant of one of them. That was cruel, Ari. I thought we were best buds. Pizza with extra pepperoni on it?

Yes, extra pepperoni because we are best buds. Only best buds would pay for extra pepperoni, especially when they’re not actually from a family of rich inventors.

;open event chat

Wait, are you serious? You’re not just messing with me, are you? Don’t play with my feelings!

I wish I was to be honest, don’t you think they’d probably be hella rich? Ok, ok that was pretty mean. Would pizza be a good apology?