being a transformers fan humbles you because youll start having complex emotions about characters named shit like chromedome and deathsaurus

oh is this about the time they used Skip’s corpse as a spaceship in the comics? yeah, that happened

Don’t forget about Sunder using his own brother’s corpse as a ship and mecha suit

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!

I just think we should crack it open and display it in the wrong country. For fairness

and on top of this ableism, banning plastic straws won’t do shit for the environment because straws aren’t even close to being the main cause of plastics pollution. Calling for a ban on straws is the same bs of shifting the blame of pollution onto the general public when its massive corporations, businesses and governments as a result of capitalism that is to blame. Disabled people shouldn’t have to be thrown under the bus so you can feel better about the environment without having to do actually do anything of worth.