You hear about that new disease that you can only catch at airports?

I hear it's terminal

when you accidentally call your teacher 'mom' during sex

the notes are teaching me new things about the president of france

usamerican voice: you see, education in the US is so uniquely evil that its designed to kill ANY wish you have for learning and it uses STANDARDIZED TESTS where you have to just memorize the answer long enough to answer and then forget. this is so unique and Does Not Happen anywhere else in the world,

sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

Rouxls Kaard is hands down the funniest Deltarune character. Every time he shows up he’s always up to the new dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard of and is somehow consistently inventing new ways to lose at literally everything. Incredible.

he's great and he's absolutely vital to the RPG homage, where would we be without "incredibly minor villain who is increasingly disconnected from the overarching plot but is absolutely incapable of accepting a loss"