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Jack: Okay...

Jack: Everyone is already dancing but I stg, I'll get over there and they'll all stop, gawk and laugh lol. No. Plus, she'll notice. She'll notice. I've already ate my weight in shrimp so, you're welcome. It was all for you.

Jack: DONUTS ON FIIIIRE!!!!! 😏

Jack: Yes but idk, man, it makes sense that they were limited cuz if they weren't, my blood would probs be like 40% their sugary, firey goodness

Jack: I can't make any promises here but I will admit to that sounding very tempting. I can see him rn

Jack: :/

Hayden: 😞

Hayden: No they won't, dummy. Just do it, stop being so shy and take a leap of faith!! No she won't, I'm sure she likes you if she agreed to go with you on such short notice.. GOOD! this is good.......... im happy to hear that.

Hayden: FUCK I WANT DONUTS ON FIRE

Hayden: your blood is already 50% sugar, what are you talking about??? idk abt firey tho ugh its a good thing i didnt get any bc we both know my eyebrows would have somehow caught fire :/

Hayden: DO IT, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE

Brayden: if you were anyone else i'd say you sound high but you sound 1000% sober

Brayden: i can't believe this lecture you sound like my dad

Brayden: oh sorry about that pal i wish you were here tho. my afterparty is personal and has a guest of 1 but maybe someone's gonna actually throw one

Brayden: lbr an afterparty isn't likely bec everyone's gonna be getting laid so

Hayden: i am touched, you know me so well :')

Hayden: but im not kidding... a shit ton of basketballs fell from the basket thing and i was the only one in the gym!!! its paranormal activity, pal, im telling u!!!! :/

Hayden: i am the dad friend, this is necessary my smol son

Hayden: aww.. i'm with you guys in spirit :) i can like photoshop my head in your squad pics n stuff later omg,,,, thats so damn CUTE,,,, im in tears :') nah, im just askin for no particular reason just curious

Hayden: jfc i should have sent a mass text instead....brb pal gotta remind the kids to stay safe!! this is like the beach n stretching all over again pls

Dylan: but if they don't use protection then their lives can be ruined by a baby and everyone here sucks so I hope their lives are ruined

“I, uh.. ----yeah.. mhm. Spot on, pal.”

Alvera: Also he looks like a dumb frat boy lbr

Alvera: Low key they like him it's just outwardly that they're trying to crop him out of pictures

Alvera: I keep trying to get abducted but so far no luck. Well I would block you for that pun if I knew how to. Nah I unmuted you and CJ after the beach day because the puns stopped

Hayden: lmao that made me laugh, titan frat boy :')

Hayden: I'm sure they do!! He's your boyfriend after all. Still hilarious tho

“Life happened..” 

CJ: liSTEN

CJ: i got that speech like 3 times already tonight and alveras aunt and uncle silently gave it to me w/their eyes too so thats like 4

CJ: where are you???

CJ: also chill w/kit later he misses his pal

Hayden: one more time doesn't hurt, nerd. just be safe, ok? you know what ### to dial if you get in trouble :)

Hayden: home..

Jack: Right...

Jack: Well, I'm not gonna say that my date isn't gorgeous and obviously worth my undivided attention but I'll just lyk that I really wanted to be here with you

Jack: .... Not yet???? I can't dance so, it's better to probably put it off until the last minute or smth... And tbh I've been drowning in shrimp since I got here so idk but they had these cool flaming donut things for a bit?? That's all I got

Jack: Ugh fine... we'll put it this way: if I see an opportunity, I'll seize the moment. The question will really be left to whether I'll really enjoy it or not

Jack: Right....... well, idk

Hayden: Oh. I, uh.... I really wanted to be there with you too, jsyk... I'm sorry again (for the thousandth time). :/

Hayden: No, no.. don't put it off! Just take her to dance when everyone starts dancing that way no one notices how bad you are at it. Ahhh, that sounds so good lol eat extra shrimp for me pls what the fuck, flaming donut? like... on fire?? what the fffuckkk :/

Hayden: Good, you better.. shut up, i'm sure you'll enjoy it. listen, you could always record it for me even, i'm sure you'll do great w/o me

Mateo: Haha was this a mass text?

Mateo: I'm probably not someone that you'll need to worry about to be honest, I chickened out of asking who I wanted to ask anyways.

Mateo: You too, though!

Hayden: ....maybe

Hayden: Its still good to remind you just in case, yanno? Its okay, there is still hope. You can ask them to dance with you at some point. :')