Just Your Regular Stray Kids Enthusiast

jake: right hand red

jungwon: *ends up on top of jay*

jay: you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you

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Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Yes, Jongin doesn’t mind showing off his body WHEN HE WANTS TO DO SO. Some idols don’t like doing it and still are made to do so. But him showing off his body...shouldn’t be anybody’s business but HIS! If he wants to do it - cool but you shouldn’t be commenting on it.

When I said that if this was a female idol and a male fan saying they were “bothered by them not showing off their body because they normally do so” people would be annoyed and correcting them but because it’s a male, it’s Jongin, it’s okay to make these content?

For those who don’t know, I’ve been having a lot of really odd Stray Kids related dreams lately and I just wanted to share them with the world cuz what the genuine fuck. Enjoy :)

So we start off with me in a giant padded white jacket looking like a marshmallow

And I’m not talking “oh it was a little puffy”

I was fucking huge

I’m talking like a relative of Baymax

Like you could attach a basket onto me and I could take you on a hot air balloon ride

Anyway I digress

Needless to say I could barely walk in that thing

So I just waddled my way down the street

With 8 other clowns who go by the name of stray kids in the same predicament as me :)))))

And we all try holding hands in a giant line and skipping down the street

Now I say TRY because it’s hard when you’re the size of a whale

So it was more so of our little finger nibs touching?????

And our skipping was more so a....shuffle that didn’t end up with us falling on our face?????

THATS BESIDES THE POINT

We were all giggly and it was super cute 🥺

Seungmin smiled at me and I swear the world just kinda stopped

But then jisung pouts about his hands being cold

And my BOLD DREAM-SELF?????

GRABS HIS HANDS?????

LOCKS OUR FINGERS????

AND PUTS THEM IN MY POCKET????

?!!??!?!?

And then felix goes “hey what about me🥺”

AND I DID THE SAME WITH MY OTHER HAND TO HIM???!?!

I’m a coward irl guys I could never

But my bold dream self clearly isn’t👀

ANYWAYS

we all find a nice little coffee shop where we can sit down outside and have a nice drink :)

Except we can’t exactly sit down...

We’re so fucking puffy that the chairs just slide out from underneath us and we fall straight on our ass

And of course we find it amusing and have no regard for our personal safety

So we do it again

And again

And again....

It’s nice that our coats protected out asses from being bruised now that I think about it....

At some point jisung fell and couldn’t get back up again

You know like a turtle that’s stuck on its shell???

But we had little T-Rex arms because of our jackets so we were no help

We just laughed at his misery :))))

But then we became aware of our little dilemma

There weren’t enough seats for everyone

So Felix being the little ball of sunshine that he is goes

“That’s okay! I can just sit in someone’s lap! :) ”

Except everytime he tried a member just shoved him off lol

Even Chan

And when I tell you dream SKZ + I were shocked it doesn’t even cover it

We were APALLED

Felix even sat there on the ground with his mouth hanging open

But we all moved on really quick lol

It was just a game of pass the felix at this point

But it just always ended with him on the ground....

Poor bub :(

First Chan rejects him, and then his members too?

So I decided enough was enough

I offered him a seat with me

And this boi angry-waddle- stomps over

Plops himself into my lap

And sticks his tongue out to the others while shouting

“SUCK ON THAT BITCHES”

.....

Yeah that clearly didn’t go well with the rest

Next thing you know they all tackled us to the ground

But it was fine cuz all of us were just in a nice cuddle pile on the ground :,)

Just laughing and having a good time

Then I woke up because I kept getting spammed on one of my group chats :)))

And funny thing is

My text tone is Xiumin’s “marshmallow”

I think that might have solved the mystery of why we were giant marshmallow people......

twitter: on fire

fans: at war

arguments: hourly and complicated

hospitals: full of raging solo fans

𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦...

felix: making brownies for everyone

hongjoong and chan: giving each other therapy advice

hyunjin: hosting 2000’ line movie night without the need for covid restrictions

wooyoung and changbin: accidentally on purpose mismatching jisung’s socks

eric: asleep

changmin: sharing the shit out of everyone with his chucky doll

kevin and jacob: stealing the aussie’s vegemite because it’s cheaper than buying it from korea

mingi: probably with oneus ngl

minho and seungmin: getting divorced somewhere

eric: still fucking asleep

kevin and chan: losing brain cells together at like 4am because of their insomnia

sunwoo and seungmin: posting 27488383 selfies a day to feed the fans

They're literally my 3 bias groups, I will not be backing one over the other. Skz is my main but I'd never vote them over the others if tbz or ateez have a better performance- and that doesn't make me any less of a stay. I love them so much I will be having No fanwars, No fighting. No thank you <3 all of them are adults and they are friends and they know this is a competition but they deal with the competition- we don't need to. It's not a competition between us! Just vote for your favs, stream your favs. Play fair. And let's just have a nice time 🥺 think of the interactions 🥺 of the collab stages 🥺 think of how friendly everyone was on road to kingdom and that was a more intense competition. Just enjoy watching it and don't fight !

Ok so at MAMA 2020 I believe after The Boyz X ATEEZ X Stray Kids Collab stage (which they ate and left no crumbs) MNET announced that their show ‘Kingdom’ would air in the first half of 2021. With that being said, as someone who watched Road to Kingdom I thought I would explain what it is (please note that this post may be edited later on when more information is available): Road to Kingdom is a PROLOGUE to Kingdom. It is a survival show where “underrated” groups compete with each other to get into Kingdom. The Boyz won RTK which led them into Kingdom.

In Kingdom there are supposed to be a total of 6/7 groups in total competing. Stray Kids and Ateez plus The Boyz were announced to be in the lineup for Kingdom which means 3 or 4 more boy groups will compete as well. Winning Kingdom is huge because that means more publicity in Korea. Even though my blog mainly focuses on Stray Kids, I’m a multi and want to let other fandoms know about what Kingdom is about.

What to expect:

There will be rounds where they either do collaborative stages, covers, or different versions of their on songs, etc. BUT in the final episode everyone will have a comeback at the same time (more music!)

IMPORTANT! Understand MNET does something called “Evil Editing” to make these groups look bad. Which causes fan wars. Please understand that these groups are friends but are also there for serious competition. 

Due to the pandemic, RTK allowed international fans to vote and stream. This usually wasn’t the case during Queendom(same thing as Kingdom but with girl groups) Probably the same for Kingdom. So VOTE AND STREAM FOR YOUR FAVES!!

Voting and Streaming is very important because this will be counted as points for them to move onto the next round, You’ll be streaming on Mnet’s YouTube Channel(Naver to I think) when they upload performances. Voting will be done on Whosfan

How points and scoring will be made:

Digital Points : 15% ( MAX. 15,000 out of 100,000 total points)

WhosFan Voting: 30% of the Final Live Voting (MAX. 10,500 out of 35,000 Live Voting Points)

YouTube and Naver TV streams: 15% of the final score (MAX. 15,000 out of 100,000 total points)

Me:

ExCuSe mE, SiR